"We make war that we may live in peace."
Aristotle
I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of this cannon blast. Run for the hills, Echowood. And I would pack along a certain furry friend. May be a solid plan to place that varmint into kitty protective custody.
We also have a frank discussion on my plan to insure public favor in this endeavor. The "leak" of a certain kind of video. You know what I'm talking about. You're picking up what I'm putting down. Maybe I need to create a crime scene to claim the tape was stolen. I love that explanation. "I don't know how this happened. We set the tape that was marked in Sharpie ALMOST FAMOUS PEOPLE HAVE INTERCOURSE on the picket fence of The Ivy and wouldn't you know, someone stole it! Just what we didn't want to happen. Oh man, we and our publicists can't believe this. The DVD is $19.95. We sure hope this doesn't backfire and get us a reality show on VH1."
Now, onto Adam.
Ready ... Aim ...
This can't miss...
Aristotle
I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of this cannon blast. Run for the hills, Echowood. And I would pack along a certain furry friend. May be a solid plan to place that varmint into kitty protective custody.
We also have a frank discussion on my plan to insure public favor in this endeavor. The "leak" of a certain kind of video. You know what I'm talking about. You're picking up what I'm putting down. Maybe I need to create a crime scene to claim the tape was stolen. I love that explanation. "I don't know how this happened. We set the tape that was marked in Sharpie ALMOST FAMOUS PEOPLE HAVE INTERCOURSE on the picket fence of The Ivy and wouldn't you know, someone stole it! Just what we didn't want to happen. Oh man, we and our publicists can't believe this. The DVD is $19.95. We sure hope this doesn't backfire and get us a reality show on VH1."
Now, onto Adam.
Ready ... Aim ...
This can't miss...
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- 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty
- 1.5 Chords & the Truth with Echowood, Episode #2
- 3.3 Chords & the Truth With Johnny Wright Episode #1
- 1.5 Chords & the Truth with Echowood, Episode #1
- 3 Chords & the Truth Episode #28: Happy Halloween
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Dude ... did you just close that out with some vintage Blind Willie McTell? I thought it was Robert Johnson at first listen ... nice job. This ones over in my book.
Nice ear, pally. That is Blind Willie McTell. One of my favorite artists.
You hear what Ben said? It's over! Get him a body bag!
Once that sex tape comes out and everyone gets (or attempts with several magnifying glasses to get) a view of Johnny's ankle spanker, we'll see who the REAL winner is.
Great episode j-dubs. You really need to get out of seattle though. Either that or up your meds, cuz you're looking a little ...Nuts?
I hear Oklahoma City's nice this time of year....
Dammit Sheriff.
This tit-for-tat has gone on too long.
Adam. JW. It's time to have a face to face meeting and resolve the differences. Long distance rants don't work. Hug it out bitches. Homeless Frank is available to moderate.
I don't think there's even any real feud going on. this is all just a clever ruse to distract us from their super-secret-squirrel-project.
darnit, just when I was gonna volunteer for the sex tape gig they're gonna hug it out
Oh, we ain't huggin' anything out. Nope.
JW aint huggin jack! unless jack is a logger from the great NW... who can bring the THUNDER from DOWN UNDER!!!
Haha, jack!
Alright then, we need to get to work on a playlist for the taping
I'd like to have some Otis Redding on that tape if that's okay.
This episode was like a crystal ball. Apparently the desperate Carmen Electra released some naughty footage on the interwebs today. Complete with suspicion that it may be to get attention for a reality show.
I shocked! Shocked, I say, to find that a C-list celebrity would do this.
Hells bells...
great idea vicky!
i see a opening with smokestack lightning leading off. what better way to kick-off a certain type of video than with the smooth guitar stylings of hubert sumlin and the hard driven voice of howlin wolf?
i got chills.
"Smokestack Lightening" was my ringtone for a while, Phatty. An excellent choice. The Wolf is really high on my list of favorite bluesman.
Of course it would be ok, Johnny. More than ok, actually. As long as it's not Dock of The Bay.
This is the Johnny and Vicky sex tape, so you can put whatever you want. I dig on Otis.
I had to look up Howlin Wolf and Hubert Sumlin. I went to the you tube and played a bunch of stuff. I'm new to the Blues, so I'm still getting a feel for what I like. I've never really had any exposure up until recently. Howlin Wolf has a very distinctive voice, I like him. I really like your Tom Waits fellow.
Would it be cheesy if I asked for some Barry White, and some Freddie Jackson?
That will be fine.
I can't wait. You're already on this coast, and I'm pasty till next summer.
When you get all the production details worked out, you just let me know ;o)