We all saw Adam's pathetic attempt at a solo record. The opening was so gay, he could have slipped in the volleyball scene from Top Gun and nobody would have batted an eye. "Perfectly on theme," they'd say. My opening is little more, shall we say, in the awesome category. Not something that could appear as a montage in High School Musical 7.
So here's an update from The Emerald City.
I really do need a theremin.
So here's an update from The Emerald City.
I really do need a theremin.
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Snap. Johnny hits back.
One question: If echo's the flute, who's blowing him?
the consequences of answering that question could destroy the fabric of reality itself.
J-Dubs, Best. Intro. Ever.
Damn right, Sherriff. I ain't messin' about. I'm bringing the lighting.
Lame intro, even lamer music. It made me want to kill puppies.
The only thing Johnny had going for him was he kind of looked cool and the analogies were kind of funny. Oh, and the monkey clip was pretty badass. Other than that it sucked a mothers ass.
Echo was on a fricken jet ski. Johnny was probably sitting on a used syringe. (Its Seattle. The syringe is the fricken state flower there.)
Echo at least tries to hide his gayness, Johnny dresses like one of the village people. Where I come from if a person is gay, they don't stick a rainbow bumper sticker on their car they stick a Seattle Seahawks sticker on it.
I want at least 3 and half minutes of my time back.
I bet JW stole that helmet from Texas A&M. They invented helmets.
Consider this the official glove slap to the face. The duel is on. East Coast bitches.
If you need me, I'll be racing my damn jetski around an ocean of lava whilst attempting to rescue shipwrecked children from a pirate/dragon hybrid.
Good luck hunting for the mythical BigFoot JW. Let me know when you don't find it.
You watch your mouth about Bigfoot Adam! He is cursed to roam the earth alone! He only has those that believe in him!
And the only people who believe in him are children and adults who've suffered traumatic brain injuries. Which bucket do you fall in Johnny?
That is not cool, man. That's using privileged information against me.
Every time someone says they don't believe in Bigfoot, somewhere, someone wearing a yellow rain slicker and Birkenstocks dies.
Isn't that the official uniform of the seattle hipster?
Oh yeah, this has been the encore for my Captain Beefheart Busking Jamboree:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyITTLeLRR4
The nickels fly into my rumpled fedora after that cut...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.....Bro? How did Texas get into this????
I think it is a case of low Carbon Monoxide...JW has been in fresh air for awhile and it has, without a doubt, altered his conscious thought. In this state, he would probably still vote for Obama! That should tell you something!
Right, Dave?
Awesome. Lol.
Also... http://www.thereminworld.com/schematics.asp
http://www.popsci.com/diy/article/2008-04/build-pocket-theremin-cheap
The monkey clip was gold.
Evangeline, I owe you big time. I am freaking building one of those pocket theremins. Then my one man show will be a shoe-in for a Tony.
While my theremin gently whines,
JW
seachokes helment aside, that was the best 3.3 chords ever.
the ending music alone kicks 1.5 chords of ass by it's self.
bravo JW.
p.s.
one thing that will make your show manlier. chewing tobacco!
The people have spoken. Coming soon, Red Man leaf chewing tobacco. Also coming on the next 3 Chords: vomit.
Dunno, but I think I saw true pain in those eyes - JW can try to hide it, but he's crying inside.
Sweet. I'll call in that favour before I hit NY next. Need to know where the good pizza is.
MMM pizza.
John's Pizza on 44th and 8th. The best and my favorite. Now we're square.
Enjoy.
http://www.johnspizzerianyc.com/index2.htm
it's hard to hold a candle in the cold November Rain....
I'm going to be in Seattle next June, I'm going to have to check out these taxidermy classes