This is freaking hilarious...

A couple nights ago The Swell Season, a band we very nearly noticed walk by once, played a show in Los Angeles. They welcomed onto the stage Forgetting Sarah Marshall's Jason Segel.

Segel sat down at the piano and proceeded to deliver a tear-jerking ditty about the hope that being famous would get him a sexy-time date after the show. Complete with his apparent phone number.

Jason even boasts that there were "no special effects" when he showed his weiner in Sarah Marshall.

See it now before it is viewed a couple hundred thousand times.

From the YNBNY department of feast and beverage...

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) sent us this message so we feel obligated to pass it on.

If you're flying anywhere this Thanksgiving don't even think about bringing your leftovers home with you. The only person who'll eat them is a TSA official.

And if you want to bring your favorite dish to that Thanksgiving feast, remember to pack it in your checked luggage. It won't fly inside the cabin.

No foods, liquids, desserts, etc are allowed on planes.
Many Turkey Day staples - mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, soup, apple pie - are considered to be liquids. (Food that wiggles and jiggles, is considered liquid. Except breast milk.)

Basically, don't bother.
Cook that recipe at Grandma's and stuff your face before you get on the plane.

Happy Trails. Happy Travels. And Happy Thanksgiving.

For months there have been rumors that Alexandra Kerry, daughter of Massachusetts Senator John Kerry, was contemplating a run for office in her former home state.

The 36-year-old film producer/director had been coy about the possibility of running for the seat vacated by the death of Ted Kennedy. But last night she sent the clearest indication she would run.

Alexandra was arrested in LA under suspicion of DUI.

DUI?

Hey Massachusetts, I think you found your candidate.

Via Link

Some things are so obvious, it only took a quarter-century for someone to think of this.

(via b3ta)

Like Echo's previous post on the Top 10 Cars That'll Get You Laid, we've put together a similar post. This time, we're looking at gadgets and items to help you get her to tend the ol' Yule Log. Trim the tree. Lick the candy cane. Come down the chimney. Unwrap the box. Enjoy the Christmas ham. Find some room at the inn.

Good? Keep going? Ok.

Bring myrrh to the wise man. Shovel the driveway. Give the stocking a rocking. For the Jews among us: grab the Menorah candle. And here, without further ado, are the top ten items that will surely help you get laid this holiday season.

Aren't they adorable? And historically accurate?

"Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes."
Mickey Mouse

Just so we're all clear on how this war of words is shaping up.

I think it will also help those that are visual learners.

The square root of creepy...