I haven't been so great with keeping my equipment up to date.
Truth be told, I've been using the same equipment all my life. Maybe that's why I found this public access show feature so useful.

The topic discussed is an important one.
So important, I suggest every male make it a point to talk to the person they love (or want to love) about the proper way to care for mouse balls.

It's a delicate subject sure. One that should be taken seriously.
Luckily these 2 helpful women understand, "a customers without properly working balls, is an unhappy customer."

But enough from me, let them explain.

Women Take Mouse Balls Very Seriously - Watch more Funny Videos

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"The Twilight Saga: New Moon" *** (out of four): Heartbreak, a love triangle, werewolves, and a trip to old-world vampire royalty. Not a bad time at the movies. Especially if you're a 14 year-old girl.

I suspect I was the only one in the screening of "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" (the second in the series) who hadn't seen "Twilight" or read a book in the series. Still, I had a pretty good idea of the arc for books one and two, and this entry seems to be the one to see: heartbreak, a love triangle, werewolves, and a trip to old-world vampire royalty. Not a bad time at the movies.

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"Planet 51" ** (out of four): Although this animated film turns the stereotypical alien invasion scenario on its head, the tale itself is old hat.

An alien invader's space ship touches down on the lawn of a home in a peaceful suburban neighborhood. Sound like the premise for a schlock 50s Sci Fi movie? Well, there's a twist: the alien is one of us, and the suburban neighborhood is on a planet that is decidedly not Earth.

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A SFW optical illusion? Or just another Similak child?

No word if she was shopping for some support.

Oh People of Walmart, how you make me cringe.

Phil and Lee Edmonds are calling turkeys in style. No word on how successful they were.

How are you going to deal with the turkey this year? These links may help. Or not.

Manly Ways to Prepare Turkey.

And one more: Turbaconducken.

What beer should you serve with turkey?

How to deal with Thanksgiving Leftovers.