By now you've all heard about Johnny's attempt to create a sex tape. The fact is: he's already created one - and it's horrible. Viewing it would turn you to stone or melt your face off. Trust me when I say it's this year's 2 Girls 1 Cup, only with less girls and cups and more farm animals. In fact, you'd get a close approximation of what it looks like were you to watch two manatees humping at Sea World. Lucky for you, I phoned this one in recreated my reaction upon viewing said video. (Hint: it did not go well)
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A minute and a half of puppet projectile vomiting, then Echo and Johnny in an explosion? (way to work on the tan there Echo!)
Stop this madness and put the band back together before I have to exercise some Gun-Barrel diplomacy.
The Sheriff has spoken. That is all!
Sheriff - Thanks for noticing my vocal skills. It takes a lot of practice to hit notes that high.
Oh, and this band has as much of a chance of getting back together as Nirvana.
So ... you're saying there's a chance ...
Well Nirvana could get back together with the right combination of Voodoo and Duct tape...Maybe some super-glue...
Oh please, you can see more throwing up on an episode of America's Next Top Model..
Thank you for shortening your title sequence this week, Echowood :)
To: The rest of the Loyal 77
re: Impending Nirvana Reunion
Who's the best at jigsaw puzzles?
I'm terrific at jigsaw puzzles. Baierman said he has a video of the head incident. When he finds that, I'll use it as a guide and work backwards.
Also, The Fifth Element is one of my favorite movies and that was a great scene. But the rest of this video, I didn't really care for. We haven't even made the tape yet, and there will be no animals (except me) involved.
Cindy - I realized the narcissism joke was wearing thin. Hence, the shortening of the titles.
Sheriff - Resurrect Kurt and you'll see 3 Chords back together. Simple as that.
Vicky - You haven't made the video yet, but the one I saw was very vivid. (I know it was Johnny because he kept talking about the White Stripes)
I've been thinking about this. I believe that the video you saw was a look-alike and the dude was referring to zebras (white stripes. get it?)