You don't get to see these moves in MMA action. If all sports were full contact like this, I think ESPN and other sports channels would be on permanently in my household. The University of New Mexico's women's soccer team has just made a special place in my heart.

The unemployment rate in America has reached 10% for the first time in decades.
Fuck!

If you are one of those unfortunate folks in the 10% bracket, I wish you luck in your search for gainful employment. I've been there, it sucks. But everyone's expendable these days, "aside from the guy with the thickest shaft in the porn industry."

So keep your head up. Don't give up. Chances are, the reason you were let go has more to do with a bad decision someone with a C-level title made. Not you.

But I digress.
While you are out of work, why not use that time for something constructive. Be an extra on a film set. Comment in our forum. Or try one of the other 10 Things to Do If You Become Unemployed.

Thread tiny cameras through the singer's noses and focus on the larynx. Then have them sing sweetly and see what it looks like deep inside. Yes, that's really what this is.

(via b3ta)

The Daily Shows first rate parody of a Glen Beck rant, just happens to be about Glen Beck and the conspiracy to destroy his body.