We've always thought about it. At least all the men have thought about it. Just imagine the possibilities. But after giving it some though - and trust me, I gave it some serious thought, I've come to the conclusion that there are many more entries (pardon the pun) in the negative column.

Lauren Williams, who we can only assume was the product of government and/or advanced pornographic testing, was born with two love boxes. That's right, two deep sockets. Two snooches. Two poons. Two quims. Two bajingos. Two great divides. Two honey pots. Two minges. Two fun hatches. Two vaginas!

(Via PerezHilton)

What if we watched movies in reverse?

Then, good guys could become villains.
Guns could give life.
And stories of redemption would unravel.

Basically, you get a completely different movie. And that's why this exercise is so much fun. Just pick one of your favorite films and play it in reverse.

I'll start.
Here are the synopsis of 26 popular movies watched backwards.

While the really weird of you are waiting to see Levi Johnston's wanger in Playgirl, here's a treat.

Last night on Conan, master thespian William Shatner gave a tear-jerking performance of Alaska's favorite meathead/father of a bastard child's Twitter entries.

Very insightful. Like a young Ralph Waldo Emerson.



Speaking of morons on Twitter, after a Democrat won New York's 23rd Congressional District for the first time since the Civil War, Sarah Palin chimed in. Some of you may recall The Barracuda was instrumental to get moderate Republican Dierdre Scozzafava to drop out of the race by endorsing the much more conservative Doug Hoffman. Oops. It backfired. Doug lost.

Mrs. Palin then Tweeted "The race for New York's 23rd District is not over, just postponed until 2010." For crying out loud. In that spirit, I would like to congratulate the Philadelphia Phillies and let you know you didn't lose the World Series last night, you just postponed winning it until 2010. Way to go.

It happened in Dayton, Ohio in June. And this guy was there with his camera and commentary right afterward.

(via Bits and Pieces)

Gabe at Videogum put together clips of movie quotes that are also movie titles. That description won't make much sense until you watch it. Believe me, the whole is more than the sum of its parts.

Wrong answer but, we applaud the effort.

Smart ass.