This was too good to pass up. For too long, the douchebag has been the butt of jokes and mockery, but they're taking the word back. Some of this may hit a bit close to home for certain writers on staff at YesButNoButYes with a love of pink shirts and Axe body spray, cough*Echowood*cough, but this piece almost makes you feel bad for them, and take pity on their Ed Hardy bedecked gym soaked bodies. Almost.

(Via LaughingSquid)

In "newly discovered journals," historians have found records that American president Abraham Lincoln embarked on an exhibition to hunt and kill the legendary sasquatch.

In 1937, Lincoln searched in uncharted areas of the Western United States determined to find the ape man he had been told about by a Native American medicine man named "Darting Ferret."

Lincoln and his hunting party tracked the beast through the Northwestern wilderness, coming so close as to smell the horrific acrid odor of the animal. In his journal, Lincoln wrote, "It smelled like a cross between the stump end of a wooden leg and the devil himself if he were prone to vapors."

The group saw the apeman below while they perched on a hillside. The animal "had the hair of a bear, but the shape of a man." Lincoln, impetuous and never shying from a fight, charged the Bigfoot. Overpowered by the strength of Sasquatch, Lincoln was pinned down and at the creature's mercy.

Bigfoot only examined and smelled Lincoln. Then had mercy on Abe and walked into the woods. Never to be seen again. Both legends, Sasquatch's and Abraham Lincoln's have continued to grow.

(Thank you Monkey Goggles for the good laugh.)

It's an old story. Husband comes home early, wife panics, her naked lover jumps out the window to hide. You usually see this in comic form. In the case of 25-year-old Sun Meng, the window was on the second floor of a large apartment building in Chengdu, China, a city of 11 million people. A neighbor snapped a picture, which was uploaded to a community internet site, and Sun's life changed immediately.

"My family is ashamed and none of my own neighbours will talk to me any more," said Sun.

"I know what I did was wrong but I was afraid he would kill me.

"People are even laughing at how I look naked - but I have to point out it was a very cold day," he added.

Cold day, huh? Likely story. I blame sheer terror.

A Russian warehouse forklift driver, which may have been that Russian bear from the Looney Tunes cartoons, got a little loose with the reverse on his lift.

Watch the yellow forklift in the upper-right corner of the video. Bruno comes back nice and easy, when all of a sudden he guns it right into the stacks of carefully brewed vodka.

Many of you are going to be sad after that. Roll the clip!



The gallons of of vodka will be mourned at every pub in Russia today from 12:30pm until last call.

Looks like I missed one heck of a film festival.

For more look up director, Tim Godsall