Meet the recently discovered Fruitadens haagarorum. A teacup dinosaur that stood only 4 inches tall and weighed about as much as a guinea pig. Scientists say the little bugger would have been "like a roadrunner on steroids." Darting around at terrific speeds, running circles around much larger predators.

I want one.

So, mad scientists that are trying to make Michael Crichton's books become reality, clone this little guy. Come on, just do it. These mini-dinos would be the best selling pet in the world. Plus, we could race them. Tell me that wouldn't be the funnest thing in the history of ever. Miniature dinosaur races! Oh man, it's all I can think about.

Please, scientists, get to work. I'll keep the cage clean and everything.

I would name my pet Fruitadens haagarorum Jehosaphat.