Little Falcon Heene and his brothers made this video for Wife Swap last spring. You really can't understand what they're singing, but you can probably get some idea of what image they are trying to project. Oh, yeah, I understood the beans part. I taught that one to my own kids, but also admonished them that ladies don't sing such things in mixed company. They weren't quite so confident in their appearances last night on Larry King Live when Falcon goofed his lines and on The Today Show AND Good Morning America when Falcon blew chunks. Mr. and Mrs. Heene, please enjoy the rest of your 15 minutes. Then let the kids be normal for a while, OK?