From The Sports/Phallic Symbols Desk...Those rascals with the paint have struck again in the cloak of night.
In Weston-super-Mare, Somerset, England, home of the mighty Worle Football Club, pranksters have made their way onto the pitch and proceeded to draw a huge fruit and two veg. Right on the field. Come on lads, that is really inappropriate/hilarious.
Team officials believe the culprits are jealous players from another club. Or ... teenage boys that think the funniest thing in the world is a 45 foot wanger and giant balls painted at midfield.
One wonders if Scotland Yard has a division to look into this after the great 60 Foot Wiener On the Roof Incident of 2009. Apparently, it's an epidemic.
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Aliens. Clearly this linear denotation of the one eyed trouser snake is meant to be seen from outer space as a directional sign for soon to be invading aliens.
Too funny! Scara's cousin lives in Weston-super-Mare.. wonder what she was doing on the night in question...?
Go look up "Cerne Abbas Giant" and you'll see that this kind of thing has been going on in Britain for hundreds of years. Apparently " infertility may be cured through sexual intercourse on top of the figure, especially the phallus", so maybe soccer wasn't the only sport played on the pitch that night.