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Terrorist Had Bomb In His Poop Chute
Why doesn't the AP write headlines like that? That's an ace...

Recently there was an assassination attempt on members of the Saudi royal family. Terrorist and major asshole Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri was able to evade many security checks and get right next to a Saudi Prince. The device was exploded remotely. The Prince survived the attack.

How did the dickhead Hassan al-Asiri get his bomb through security? By cramming a pound of explosives up his rectum. Seriously. This joker shoved a bomb up his behoolah.

Now there are security measures in airports to make sure a similar attempt is not made. Save the day TSA! We have confidence in your abilities high school dropouts that couldn't become mail carriers!



There are unconfirmed reports that Hassan al-Asiri will be posthumously awarded the Guinness World Record for "Most Idiotic Suppository."

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14 Comments

Clearly this was case of improper Preparation.

said Tim on October 7, 2009 4:20 PM.

JW, why be hatin on the TSA? Tough gig man. Last time I was at an airport it was wall to wall assholes. I'd be frikkin Rodney Kinging people...

Anyway, a good title for this post would be -
'Where will you be when you laxative/grenade kicks in?'

said E on October 7, 2009 4:45 PM.

I know, it was just a bad joke.

JW

said Johnny Wright on October 7, 2009 4:50 PM.

Osama and Ahab's Explosive Anal Encounters.

said Tim on October 7, 2009 4:56 PM.

Tim from way downtown!

said Johnny Wright on October 7, 2009 5:09 PM.

I wouldn't be surprised to learn Bunghole Terrorists is a real porn movie.

said E on October 7, 2009 6:01 PM.

The entire porn industry a cover for Al-Qaeda?

Democracies of the world funding their own demise?

Makes sense to me.

said Tim on October 7, 2009 6:45 PM.

I have made the decision not to Google "Bunghole Terrorists." Just in case.

said Johnny Wright on October 7, 2009 7:05 PM.

Stink Bomb II - Wahhabi Boogaloo.

said E on October 7, 2009 7:08 PM.

Not Googling that one either, E. But it was amazing. I can't top that.

said Johnny Wright on October 7, 2009 7:10 PM.

I read that the regular airport screening they have now will not detect this type of bomb. They would have to be x-rayed ( the traditional way), which is really not feasible to do. Therefore, this presents a terrible security concern for the airline industry. The good news is that as of now, the bombs are not able to explode enough to cause a problem, as the body absorbs most of the impact. BUT--the technology could be refined. Scary, scary thought.

said Pam on October 8, 2009 10:25 AM.

I'm not sure that I want to live if someone sitting next to me assplodes in a confined area.

said Tim on October 8, 2009 10:35 AM.

The prince should have become suspicious when the dudes ass started ringing ...

or

What kind of an asshole holds onto a bomb for over 30 hours?

said Ben Lurkin on October 8, 2009 11:09 AM.

Smooth move, Ex-Lax.

said Don't Swayze Bro on October 8, 2009 11:43 AM.
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