YBNBY Logo
ornate line
Phillies Fan Falls Off Taxi/Failed Teen Wolf Auditions
As the Philadelphia Philly faithful celebrated a second straight trip to the World Series, one fan learned a valuable lesson.

If you jump onto the roof of a taxi while you are sloppy drunk, the driver can just hit the gas. Leaving you in a heap on the street. Down goes knucklehead!



Share on Facebook StumbleUpon ToolbarStumble This    Submit to RedditReddit!

17 Comments

I hope he learned a valuable lesson.

said E on October 23, 2009 7:15 PM.

I love how the cop seen at the end of the video doesn't budge to help the guy at all.

said Tim on October 24, 2009 4:37 PM.

The cops probably thinking 'Fuckem. You want to jump on a cab and fall on your ass fine with me. Just don't break any windows.'

I would have tasered the dude just on princple.

said E on October 25, 2009 4:13 AM.

I think this better expresses the Phillie reaction btw:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOQJN8FrxtI&feature=player_embedded


Go Phillies!

said E on October 25, 2009 4:22 AM.

One thing's for sure: that guy's no Teen Wolf.

said Jeem on October 25, 2009 6:06 PM.

"They're lucky they didn't get arrested" Indded they are.
If this was done in the UK the driver would have been arrested!

said Martin on October 26, 2009 9:53 AM.

Nice bank-shot, Jeem. Let's re-title this post: "Failed Teen-Wolf Auditions."

said Don't Swayze Bro on October 26, 2009 12:35 PM.

Agreed. Jeem is a man of few words, but he makes 'em count.

"You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it!"

said Tim on October 26, 2009 12:54 PM.

Fine. We'll re-title the post.

"Failed Teen-Wolf Auditions."

Cheeky buggers...

said Johnny Wright on October 26, 2009 1:40 PM.

Johnny runnoft.

said Tim on October 26, 2009 1:46 PM.

And now a 100 scumbag lawyers are trying to hunt down this kid so he can sue the cab driver, his company, and probably the city of Philadelphia for making their asphalt so hard.


Kid deserved what he got and probably will probably make a few grand off it.

said Baierman on October 26, 2009 1:52 PM.

Wow, a blog title change and everything! I am honored, fellas.

said Jeem on October 27, 2009 2:42 PM.

No question Jeem, you're bonafide.

said Tim on October 27, 2009 4:05 PM.

If I were the cab driver--and there were no cops around--I'd engage in reverse and go full gas! Then I would say in the court I was trying to run away from a bunch of rioters...

The cop at the end of the video wouldn't care about the guy even if he had his grey matter splattered all around. Maybe he would fine him for dumping in a prohibited area.

said Leonardo Carvalho on October 27, 2009 6:08 PM.

Nice, Leo. You lot's jokes about this schlub have been much better than mine.

said Johnny Wright on October 27, 2009 6:34 PM.

Nothing to dump.

said Don't Swayze Bro on October 28, 2009 11:08 AM.

Thank J-Dubs...

Swayze, you nailed it.

said Leonardo Carvalho on October 28, 2009 1:12 PM.
The
greatest
pop culture
blog on the
planet.
 
Or
maybe not.


rss feed Breakfast Links Feed

Recent Comments

What we can learn from Donna "Treasure Bombshell" Simpson?
Dear Treasure Bombshell If you don’t’ love yourself think of your daughter. W
teresacristinacunha

What we can learn from Donna "Treasure Bombshell" Simpson?
Dear Treasure Bombshell If you don’t’ love yourself think of your daughter. W
teresacristinacunha

Where the Streets have Sexual Names
Lets not leave out Climax, Saskatchewan :)
Heather

Where are they now? Serial Killers
another true fact on Jeffry Dahlmer, sick puppy he is ..one book at library sai
Marylou

Where Are They Now - The Griswold Kids
dana hill passed away now
Mike

Where Are They Now - The Griswold Kids
dana hill passed away now
Mike

Comments Feed

Special Features

Archives by Writer

New to YesButNoButYes?

YesButMailbag