I realize now that I jumped into the YesButNoButYes scene without much of an introduction. The truth is, I've been around for awhile, albeit silently. This site was always a first stop for me in the morning, the last stop for me before I left the office, and depending on the amount of nudity in the posts, a frequent stop for me late at night. And I hope to help contribute to the greatness of this site over the next few months. From what I've been told, Echowood had to take a quick sabbatical last week. Scaramouch isn't saying much about it, which leads me to believe he's in jail. And until he posts bail, I'll take over some of his duties, though I'll leave out the veiled homosexual references so common in his posts. (3 Chords & the Truth will continue as he and Johnny have pre-taped segments in the can.) In the meantime, I really am grateful for the chance to write for this site. I hope I don't screw it up too much.
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OK, first ... why did Johnny and Echo pre-tape shows in the can? Was that the next logical location after filming at a rat-infested heroin drop zone? Methinks live interviews with chickenfuckers at the local eggfarm can't be far behind.
Also ... I want my Jesus buttplug back. If you using Echo's desk while he is on sabbatical, you know what I'm talking about. My remote locater indicates that it has been lifted. Please bring it back to the office, put it in the prepaid postal box and send it on it's way ... no questions asked. Please do not be offended by this, we just have to wait until all YBNBY testing and training has been completed before full employee benefits can be accommodated.
Oh, and welcome!
As long as you are not yet another Obama cultist, you're good in my book.
We will have Raoul disinfect and ship your butt plug back to you soon Tim.
Raoul does not have proper clearance to handle this job.
Plus, don't forget his confusion and subsequent therapy when asked to handle last year's annual rubber gerbil shipment.
Good point. Baierman it is.
Proper. Clearly the right man for the job. A+++++++++
Ah crap JW, this job stinks.
Hope you've got a hazmat suit Baierman.
Oh yeah, and welcome Ivo Shandor.