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Donut Cheeseburger With Bacon
Donut Burger.jpgFrom The YBNBY Culinary Arts/Cardiac Arrest Desk...

At the state fair in Massachusetts, some sadistic food peddlers were selling the "Craz-E Burger." It was a burger patty with cheese and blessed bacon on a Krispy Kreme donut for a bun. That's 1,500 calories of ridiculous.

Apparently during the fair's run, 17,000 Craz-E Burgers were bought and consumed. So, let me check my math, that's about 3,333 heart attacks or strokes. Roughly.

We will be watching to see if the Craz-E Burger is wanted for murder in the next few days. A culinary serial killer. The beast will be holed in in a cheap motel, on the lam. Surrounded by police. "You'll never take me alive coppers!"

This is one of the reasons the terrorists hate us...

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7 Comments

I'm having stents put in this afternoon so I can try one of those yummy looking concoctions. I've eaten deep fat fried batter dipped Oreos and Twinkies, and this baby looks like it could be the perfect companion. : )

said Ben Lurkin on October 8, 2009 11:38 AM.

"Stents" really made me laugh, Ben. Don't forget the fried Snickers bar chaser.

JW

said Johnny Wright on October 8, 2009 11:54 AM.

I had one a couple weeks ago and another just Monday at work (where they were selling it in the cafe at someone's request). It's really not all that different than having a donut with breakfast and a bacon cheeseburger at lunch. As long as you don't do it every day, it should be fine.

said Ack on October 8, 2009 1:04 PM.

Wasn't the second deadly sin gluttony?
I'm just saying.

said Frank the Tank on October 8, 2009 4:20 PM.

Fried Snicker, does that mean the next 3 Chords taping will take place at The Chipshop?

http://www.chipshopnyc.com/

said Baierman on October 8, 2009 5:13 PM.

Moses smell the roses, let's go to The Chip Shop.

said Johnny Wright on October 8, 2009 6:29 PM.

Could use some egg.

said strathmeyer on October 9, 2009 4:37 AM.
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