John Trumbull's "The Death of General Mercer at the Battle of Princeton" gets a pop culture upgrade.

The Original.

And the 2009 version.

Via Reddit

I know how difficult it is to get kids of this age to bathe properly and thoroughly, so I was expecting a normal everyday scene (for me) in this video. But this took a more humorous turn. I'm glad I'm not the only parent who has kids with marshmallow brains.

"Imagine if the Headless Horseman had a headless horse? That would be f@#&in' chaos."
Mitch Hedberg

During your liquid lunch today (I know what you're up to, rascals), maybe you take a couple minutes for a little All Hallows Eve reminiscing.

In 1958 Disney produced the animated masterpiece The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. A whimsical retelling of the classic Washington Irving short story. (I highly recommend reading that. I won't take you very long. It's incredible.)

The chase scene with the Horseman trying to cut off poor Echowood's Ichabod's head is one of the finest pieces of animation you'll ever see.



Ah, memories...

Did You Know: Sleepy Hollow High School are The Horseman?!? That's their mascot. Amazing. We were just the stupid Eagles.

Step 1: Fuck shit up.
Step 2: Get the hell out of there.

(Via BoingBoing)

This is a video for why a proper school dress code is important.
But I think all you'll see is a kid packing some serious heat.

It just goes off the deep end here. Comically.
Never mind the baggy shirt/baggy pants, let's get little Dylan's parents a better locker for their gun.
I feel like I'm watching Danny Vermin.