I received the following e-mail from Echowood today:

Dude-
If you have a few minutes, can you write up our latest 3 Chords & the Truth. Thanks!
Echo

So here goes my best description of this 3 Chords & the Truth. Johnny, with a sweet 70's style mustache, and Echowood, getting more and more intoxicated, give the best possible explanation on the healthcare debate two people in their conditions can muster. Also, keen observers will notice this is the very first 3 Chords & the Truth to be broadcast in sweet succulent high-definition. So grab the kids, call the neighbors, and crank those puppies up to 1080i because trust me, you want to see every single piece of dandruff on Echowood's shoulders.
Shit, I still have room. Because I know Johnny would want me too, here are some links to the random mentions they make in the video.

• Raymond Chandler
• Sheep's Meadow
• Chastity Bono
• Public Option

Meet the recently discovered Fruitadens haagarorum. A teacup dinosaur that stood only 4 inches tall and weighed about as much as a guinea pig. Scientists say the little bugger would have been "like a roadrunner on steroids." Darting around at terrific speeds, running circles around much larger predators.

I want one.

So, mad scientists that are trying to make Michael Crichton's books become reality, clone this little guy. Come on, just do it. These mini-dinos would be the best selling pet in the world. Plus, we could race them. Tell me that wouldn't be the funnest thing in the history of ever. Miniature dinosaur races! Oh man, it's all I can think about.

Please, scientists, get to work. I'll keep the cage clean and everything.

I would name my pet Fruitadens haagarorum Jehosaphat.

Well, it was bound to happen. Somebody was destined to take the mantle of "America's Most Hated Person" from the aptly named Spencer Pratt. It's an "NC State Beats Houston-Style" upset.

Richard Heene, the architect of one of the most asinine plots in pop culture history, just wanted to be a television personality. A make believe character like Bill Nye The Science Guy or Glenn Beck. So he crafted The Great Balloon Boy Hoax of 2009. Thinking that after the dust settled and your 6-year-old wouldn't possibly spill the beans on CNN, network execs would just hand him a television show. Of course that is what would happen, Richie. Every hoaxer is given a reality television show afterwards. Like the guys that crafted the Roswell Alien Autopsy or the hicks that had Bigfoot's corpse. Hours later Discovery Channel gave them shows on the telly.

Richie already had a theme song. Which he ... "sang."



Spelling the show Psyence Detective is just infuriating. How "hip" of you Richie. Moron...

A remix by Tronovitch that made me smile! Honestly, I enjoy watching Jeopardy. I makes me feel all smug inside when the kids struggle with Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?

(via Buzzfeed)