Suddenly SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy doesn't seem that farfetched. The idiotic Sean Connery looking at the category "Therapists" and shouting "It looks like this is my lucky day. I'll take the rapists for $200!" may not be that dumb after all.
Take the perpetually inept Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Disliked by almost everyone he comes in contact with. You'd have an easier time finding postive comments about Rick Barry. Kareem thinks he deserves to be an NBA head coach because he has a few rings. Not going to happen. He couldn't guide high schoolers on an Indian reservation to success. He thinks he should be a television analyst for the same reason. Have you heard him try? It's painful. Like John Madden on Quaaludes with a shot of NyQuil.
But how did the former Lew Alcindor do on Jeopardy? Maybe he's not that much of a cement-head. I mean, a question involved a quote from ... Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! Should be a layup. Or a sky-hook, if you will. Will he answer successfully? Doubtful.
And ... airball.
Take the perpetually inept Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Disliked by almost everyone he comes in contact with. You'd have an easier time finding postive comments about Rick Barry. Kareem thinks he deserves to be an NBA head coach because he has a few rings. Not going to happen. He couldn't guide high schoolers on an Indian reservation to success. He thinks he should be a television analyst for the same reason. Have you heard him try? It's painful. Like John Madden on Quaaludes with a shot of NyQuil.
But how did the former Lew Alcindor do on Jeopardy? Maybe he's not that much of a cement-head. I mean, a question involved a quote from ... Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! Should be a layup. Or a sky-hook, if you will. Will he answer successfully? Doubtful.
And ... airball.
