The most fun little kids have with Barbies is when they cut all their hair off, mangle the limbs, and place them in compromising positions. The only kids who don't do this are kids who don't have Barbie dolls. Some folks never outgrow this kind of fun: witness the 7th Annual Altered Barbie Exhibit, which took place last month in San Francisco. Artists from all over exhibited Barbie dolls in all manner of unspeakable scenarios. Oh, they may be unspeakable, but you can see them displayed in this post. Many images NSFW.

(via Nag on the Lake)

And you thought smashing things into the moon was cool? (Seriously, didn't anyone see the godawful remake of The Time Machine? They warned against that sort of thing.) Shot at one million frames per second, the video above features bullets slamming into objects. (Sorry NRA members, there's no footage of deer, muggers, or terrorists being hit.)

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Ok, my Friday has been complete shit until I found this pic to cheer me up.  Have at it you heathens and hopefully your captions can bring a smile to someone else as well....

Oh, friends do we have a treat for you. Our former boss David Letterman has been in the news for some stuff. Little did we know, that these revelations of infidelity were going to push more stories to the surface. Like a sebaceous cyst being extracted on YouTube. It's just as messy and stinky.

We too, were "victims" of Mr. Letterman's sexual prowess. We were abused. Seduced. But gently loved. You won't believe the stories. (For good reason...)



We hope you will also celebrate The Return of the Stache! Ironically creeping out the kids since 2005!

This episode was taped at near the Conservatory Water in our beloved Central Park. If you're in town and have your model sailboat, come on down to the Conservatory Water. We'd love to have you.

How often do you see movie clip mashups made into a rap song? OK, very often, but how often do you see a video mashup using movie clips that keeps a dance rhythm and all rhyme? This brilliant edit is from Ricardo Autobahn.

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Well she said it, not me.

When questioning this handsome Navy pilot for "Who Wants to Be A Millionaire", Meredith Vieria doesn't hide her desire or apparent dry spell.

No wonder she's the one squirming in the chair.

From The YBNBY International Studies Desk...

Many are surprised at President Barry Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize this morning. Including, I imagine, Obama himself. Sure, at first glance this may the first major award won for Not Being George W. Bush, but at least Europe is hating us less.

Among the shocked were the reporters covering the announcement. They were aghast.



Enjoy the rest of your day listening to the hacks yell that the Nobel Prize has lost all meaning and how "you know, other socialists have won this thing too." Anyone want to wager that there will be a sound bite by the end of the day of someone on Fox News saying "Even Adolf Hitler was nominated for the Nobel Prize by Swedish parliament in 1939!" Good one guys. I'll put the bet on the board at 6-5 and pick'em.

"An Education" ***1/2 (out of four): Duty and desire face off in "An Education," the wonderfully stylish and seductive film by director Lone Scherfig.

Duty and desire face off in "An Education," the wonderfully stylish and seductive film by director Lone Scherfig. The story follows bright 16-year-old student Jenny (Carey Mulligan) as her Oxford-bound plans are disrupted by a charming older man (Peter Sarsgaard) who dazzles her with Opera outings and trips to Paris. So much for the whole "statutory rape is wrong" thing.

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