It was a smash and grab at AdultMart in Brownhelm, Ohio when a man crashed his car through the doors of the store. He jumped out, picked up a $300 sex toy, examined it, saw that wasn't the exact model she demanded, and grabbed a second (cheaper) toy.
The thief caused tens of thousands of dollars in damage, according to a regional supervisor for AdultMart who was supervising temporary repairs. He said the thief rammed his car through six doors and ran over $20,000 of security devices -- all for a $150 sex toy."Maybe he was embarrassed," said the regional supervisor, who identified himself only as Mike. "What a perverted idiot."
According to the YouTube page, the toy taken was a "replica of an adult film star." Thanks to the array of security cameras, authorities can take a look at the license plate number and we have a show to watch.
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I needed what I needed when I needed it.
Now that's what I call a dildon't!
As Eric Cartman would say: "DIIIIILLLLLDDOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
But man... what the hell? That's a real need for the sextoy.
How I love security cams. They provide us with the best comedies ever, things that not even the Monty Python guys would come up with. I still giggle when I remember that guy who broke into a store from the ceiling and could not exit. Idiot.
Here's the guy Leonardo is referring to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTF1Yxslw8k