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Sal Goes Ghetto and Survives

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YBNBY Loyal 77 member SalMoIlla won our Ghetto Basket Giveaway contest a few weeks ago.

So I asked him to give us a rundown of his experience once he received his "winnings."

Thankfully Sal survived his prize and was kind enough to file this report.
Pictures as well.


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Ok, so check it, this is what I received:

1. 1 can of vienna sausage.

2. 1 massive bottle of hot sauce.

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3. 1 religious candle

4. A fucking badass american eagle porcelain statue or ashtray.

5. 1 doo-rag, white

6. 1 way-too-small wife beater

7. 1, and I am not shitting you, religious music cassette all about making babies including such classics as:

  • Friend, Lover, Sister, Mother/Wife
  • Sex in the Summer
  • Let's have a Baby
  • EMale and plenty more!

8. 1 English Leather "lime" scent cologne, which is easily the most rotten smelling shit I've ever smelled.

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9. 1 pregnancy test

10. Oh, and don't forget about the purple Shasta drank.


Thanks Sal, for being such a good sport. I hope you enjoyed this treat.

And if you'd like to get your own Ghetto Basket visit them.

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8 Comments

Right on Sal. The Du Rag looks amazing. Thanks for the pics.

JW

said Johnny Wright on September 7, 2009 10:46 AM.

Congrats Sal. Word up Dog.

said E on September 7, 2009 2:08 PM.

LOL those pics are fantastic! congrats

said Evangeline on September 7, 2009 10:47 PM.

nice. i hope you realize you are gona smell like lime dog puke for a week now.


westsiiiidddee!

said phatlard on September 8, 2009 12:22 AM.

What can I say? Cal-uh-four-nye-aye. (Name that song...or at least the artist)

And, phatlard, thankfully I only pantomimed the application of ol' English Leather Lime. Crisis averted.

Stay rizzy, pizzies of YBNBYizzy

said SalMoIlla on September 8, 2009 8:59 AM.

That is easy. The Mamas and the Papas. They kept it real. Until the fat one choked on a ham sandwich. Then, not so real.

said Johnny Wright on September 8, 2009 9:11 AM.

I thought the do-rag was just the usual head gear cause it looks damn good. Great sport Sal.

said Ernesto on September 8, 2009 10:19 AM.

I have a collection of my own Ernesto, but decided to go with the prize for the pics ;)

said SalMoIlla on September 8, 2009 11:34 AM.
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