Heaven forbid he would ever ask someone for directions! Another gem from Sheepfilms.
(via b3ta)
ASK someone for directions? Have you gone mad, woman?
Yes, exactly. Last time I was in NYC, I asked everyone for directions, at which time they would pull out their iPhone and show me a map. Except you. You took the easy way out and made Johnny and Echo escort me.
Only because they told me they'd previously worked as male escorts, so I figured they'd know what they were doing.
We're just like Joe Buck and Ratso Rizzo. Echo charms and beds the ladies, I yell at cab drivers.
ASK someone for directions? Have you gone mad, woman?
Yes, exactly. Last time I was in NYC, I asked everyone for directions, at which time they would pull out their iPhone and show me a map. Except you. You took the easy way out and made Johnny and Echo escort me.
Only because they told me they'd previously worked as male escorts, so I figured they'd know what they were doing.
We're just like Joe Buck and Ratso Rizzo. Echo charms and beds the ladies, I yell at cab drivers.