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Palin Dinner.jpgFrom The Culinary Arts Desk...

If you have an extra 25 grand in the shoebox above your fridge, you can head to ebay and win a dinner with conversational wizard Sarah Palin and the former First Dude.

Proceeds will go to charity. So far, no takers. Weird. Of course, if you want to have dinner with moronic unemployed bloggers, you can have a meal with Echowood and myself for $77 bucks. Cash. We'll go to John's pizza joint on 44th Street, best in New York. Bring the family! We'll talk about football, pirates and Victorian freak shows. All proceeds will go to our pockets.

I imagine the dinner with the Palin's will be the resurrection of the Algonquin Round Table. An erudite discussion of what newspapers and magazines you read, views of foreign lands from your porch, the joys of hunting from helicopters, witch hunts and how to deal with the meathead that knocked up your daughter.

Only $25,000, kids. Get out your checkbook...

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I guess they'll uncrate her in front of the restaurant - but what are you gonna store her afterwards?

said Kevin L. on September 9, 2009 11:34 AM.

Shoot, I'll go out to eat with someone for only $25. But I'm not picking up the bill!

said Miss Cellania on September 9, 2009 12:32 PM.

I'll not have what she's having.

said Tim on September 9, 2009 1:34 PM.

You forgot the best part, Johnny. If you "win", you have to pay your own way up to Wasilla to sit across from ex-Gov and Mr. Putz.

said JediJeff on September 9, 2009 1:52 PM.

I've gotta count the money in my change bucket and see if I've got enough..

said Cindy on September 9, 2009 1:53 PM.

77 bucks? Nice.

Come to Michigan, we'll kill something and then eat it!

said Sheriff Pablo on September 9, 2009 2:06 PM.

Dinner? Screw that. For that much I want her to take me in a helicopter to shoot wolves.

said Baierman on September 9, 2009 2:59 PM.

Is that $77 dinner up on Ebay yet? Sounds like more fun than the other one.

said limbodog on September 9, 2009 3:08 PM.

I'd bid on it, but she would probably leave before dinner was over.

said oldgeezer on September 9, 2009 4:11 PM.

If she's serving her milf-style tuna taco I might consider it.

said E on September 9, 2009 6:47 PM.

who gives a fuck about her JW? what i wana know is: why hasn't there been any coverage of the US open on here? i've been waiting for you to jump all over the stories from the open this year. johnny mac coming out of the booth to hit with jokavic the other night doesn't warrant some kind coverage? that was funny as hell man.

oldgeezer, that was some funny shit mang.

E, i counted out $ 18.83 outta my change bucket, it's yours if you can get her to serve it up.

said phatlard on September 9, 2009 7:52 PM.

One maverick taco, coming up.

said Tim on September 9, 2009 8:39 PM.

Hell.......I'll go to dinner for a 99 cent bean burrito from Taco Hell as long as there is a chat about Victorian freak shows. Though if you come to Chicago we can go to Hot Dougs http://www.hotdougs.com/ where they have french fries that are fried in duck fat. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

said nihil on September 9, 2009 8:42 PM.

I've been gone all day and missed these. Many were very funny. And Phat is right, I dropped the ball not having the Sports Desk comment on the Open. Sorry, pally. We've been really busy.

$77 clams for dinner with the YBNBY staff should be up on ebay soon. Unless I forget.

JW

said Johnny Wright on September 10, 2009 12:12 AM.

Holy balls, I just looked and this meeting of the minds is up to $37,700!

That's it. We are now raising our dinner to $777. And I'll promise to only talk about the Seahawks for 45 minutes.

said Johnny Wright on September 10, 2009 12:22 AM.

Only if i get to bring pictures of the demolition of the King Dome J-Dubs.

said Sheriff Pablo on September 10, 2009 7:13 AM.

If I'm gonna have to pay $777, you better take me back to your place and do unspeakable things to me, then post the video on YouTube.

said JediJeff on September 10, 2009 7:27 AM.

If I win the bid for the YBNBY staff dinner, should I also pay my way up there?

If so, I think I'll mail myself. It'll take longer, but will be cheaper.

Tim, I thought you were imprisoned again. Glad you're back!

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 10, 2009 9:42 AM.

Jeff, that is the worst/funniest thing I have read this week. Just awful.

Sheriff, we can all enjoy the implosion videos of the awful Kingdome. Many great memories from my childhood were there, but it was a dump. There was the dreaded "piss trough."

And yes, Leo, you will have to pay your own way to get to Gotham. Snail mail seems like a viable option.

said Johnny Wright on September 10, 2009 9:53 AM.

J-dub, it'll take me a month to reach Gotham, and I think my canned food won't last that long, so I'll reach there hungry as hell. We should better go to an all-you-can-eat barbecue or Japanese restaurant.

You'll be amazed to learn that a man can eat his weight worth of food in half an hour.

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 10, 2009 10:08 AM.

Churrasco it is! I'll be the one hogging all the picanha.

said Johnny Wright on September 10, 2009 10:55 AM.

Well, we could talk about the NBA, I hear Oklahoma has a great new team...

said Sheriff Pablo on September 10, 2009 3:23 PM.

Dammit Sheriff!

said Johnny Wright on September 10, 2009 3:26 PM.

Dave's not here anymore so someone has to give you shit.

All in good fun J-Dubs.

said Sheriff Pablo on September 10, 2009 5:26 PM.
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