Man Law #23: Never look scared on the roller coaster camera photo.
No matter how many times you ride a those crazy coasters, it's important that a guy remembers where the camera is.
It may be acceptable to scream your face off 99% of the ride, but that one split second when they flash that camera, you better look cool. In control. Masculine.
Take my cousin Rob.
He's ready, flashing the horns and tongue. Very manly.
Me?.... Dammit.
Sorry, guys. I promise to do better next time.
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We've all been there. You should see the photo of Johnny holding on for dear life on the Dumbo Ride.
Au contraire, Baierman. You remembered rule number 1 ... inhale and look natural for the camera.
Cousin Rob, however, is under review for complimentary passes to the End-of-Season Douchebag convention in Parsippany.
Shut up Echo.
Thanks Tim.
I'd be quiet about the Dumbo ride, Echo.
2 girls, 1 teacup. I think you know what I'm talking about.
We've got pics.
Who knew that much defecation could fit in such a tiny cup?
I thought you were supposed to flash your boobs for the camera...? Epic fail, Baierman.
Look at the woman in front of you, Baier. She's mentally reviewing her groceries shopping list, as if she was just parking her minivan full of kids on the walmart's parking lot.
But you don't look scared, though. Looks more like you're saying "hell yeah, one more ride and I'm fine".
Tim, you dug deep now to bring up Echo's secrets. When are the pics going to be published?
While I felt that your choice of the white porcelain teacup was a nice touch, it was your insistance on spinning the teacup as fast as possible that raised the photos to epic level. Those wide-angle shots of that Brownie troop fleeing in fear from their teacups is classic.
I can't imagine you setting foot in Orlando again anytime soon, Echo.
For the record, if you ever get to ride the Cyclone in Coney Island, sit in the back. Much faster, scarier and bumpier than the front.
So it was the back of the ride that made you scream like a sissy-girl? Riiight
IMHO you want the front seat, then the back seat. The middle is for Losers.
Nope Phat.
There is no excuse for my reaction. Front, back or middle.
So your telling me the back seats are faster than the front, Yet they never overtake the front. This leads me to believe that they are actually travelling at the same speed.
Feels faster, throws you around more and is much scarier.
Do people make fast movements or loud noises when they are around you by chance?
I sure as hell would. Jumpy people are a blast. Just ask all those Vietnam vets i used to work with at the Post Office. Those suckers are down right twitchy. And they fuckin HATED my ass.
On behalf of PTSD vets like myself Phatlard, thanks for keeping us on our toes!
Oh and also Fuck you :P