That celebrities have the ability to actually type still astounds me. That they feel the need to share their typing skills with the rest of the world in post-modern haikus revolving around their days is akin to watching a girl attempt a hand job. There's no interest in it, and the result is usually much more funny than it's meant to be.

Luckily, this video gives us a few tasty nuggets from the hollow minds of Diddy, Lindsey Lohan, and Brooke Hogan as their "tweets" are read out loud.

(Via Charles Gallant)