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{ September 1, 2009 }

Caption Competition

Posted by Miss Cellania

30 Comments

Not quite a WTF scene, but surely you can add some delicious dialog, or even a one-liner from your sordid imagination.

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30 Comments

All your bases are belong to me!

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 1, 2009 1:28 PM.

To think I almost gave up on this yoga teaching job...

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 1, 2009 1:32 PM.

"Why do we call this the bowling ball pose? I'm about to show you why we call this the bowling ball pose ..."

said Ben Lurkin on September 1, 2009 1:33 PM.

On a side note, I can't see any woman being okay with that guy touching them like that.

said Cindy on September 1, 2009 1:36 PM.

Totally agreed, Cindy.

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 1, 2009 1:56 PM.

@Ben Lurkin: Tasteless. Funny, but tasteless...

In order to stay in the tasteless theme, I give you:

Just a little farther and you'll never need a man again...

said Bile on September 1, 2009 2:07 PM.

"And this is a relatively new pose, invented by Bill O'Reilly"

said Joe on September 1, 2009 2:54 PM.

We call this pose "The Happy Clam".

said Jason on September 1, 2009 3:10 PM.

"cup check ..."

" it's OK, I'm a doctor ..."

said Ben Lurkin on September 1, 2009 3:15 PM.

Why we call this pose "The Happy Clam"? Oh, girl... It makes me so HAPPY to feel your CLAM.

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 1, 2009 3:16 PM.

I thought this was The Downward Facing Dawg.

said E on September 1, 2009 3:38 PM.

Yup, these two feel ripe...

said Pete in TO on September 1, 2009 4:16 PM.

"Wow, they really are strict about enforcing this 'no farting' rule."

said Jeem on September 1, 2009 5:08 PM.

"Good, good...You've successfully assumed the Houdini Curl position. Now, GOOD LUCK GETTING OUT TO STOP ME!"

said StevenC on September 1, 2009 5:10 PM.

Sixpack Abby's

said forlorn frog on September 1, 2009 5:26 PM.

"and what you are now about to see is Michael Chiklis' famous two strikes at the same time trick. Prepair to be amazed."

said Frank the Tank on September 1, 2009 5:51 PM.

To get the most out of this session let me rub your vaginas, er, I mean your *chakras*.

said E on September 1, 2009 6:01 PM.

Frederique Got Fingered - Yoga Boogaloo.

said E on September 1, 2009 6:10 PM.

Vegetables!
Vegetableeeesss!
VEGETABLLEEESSSS!!!

Uh, that guy is former Rasta the Roster, and he's checking whether the girls are breathing or not.

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http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2009/07/worlds_stranges.html

For the video posted being removed, I found another link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbNFXXqR1gU

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 1, 2009 6:41 PM.

How Tony Two Tuna got his mob name

said Friggan on September 1, 2009 7:45 PM.

Your paying 40 bucks an hour to sit cross legged and then roll over on your back while Sundeep finger bangs you? It better be enlightening.

said E on September 1, 2009 10:42 PM.

Yes folks, a man who really loves his job!

said EffenIdontcare on September 1, 2009 11:21 PM.

On a side note, is this guy chunky or is it just a baggy tshirt?
Cause if he is a chunky monkey, do you think he can actually crank that pose?

said Frank the Tank on September 1, 2009 11:42 PM.

I'm obviously in the wrong career field!

said Kevin on September 2, 2009 8:57 AM.

Duck...Duck...GOOSE!

said William on September 2, 2009 5:02 PM.

The "hands on" Stimulus package ...

said Ben Lurkin on September 2, 2009 5:19 PM.

Two of Babu Rama's Yoga students were fingered as phonies.

said E on September 2, 2009 10:30 PM.

"One Patootie ... Two Patootie ... Three Patootie, Four ..."

(does this competition ever end or do we just keep adding more comments everyday?)

said Ben Lurkin on September 3, 2009 10:51 AM.

Feeling the burn yet? Lemme check.

said G on September 7, 2009 11:27 PM.

Max Donovan: hands-on Kegel instructor.

said haba on October 10, 2009 10:28 PM.

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