From out of left field...

If you're having trouble stopping gay men from having sex on your property, here's a helpful piece of advice: Unleash the pigs.

Not overweight dudes looking for love,
Tamworth Porkers.

After 15 years of trying everything he could think of to put an end to nightly gay sex trysts in the woods near his property - erecting steel fences, barbed wire, posting signs, calling Police - Coventry, UK farmer Richard Fonge decided to give the pigs a shot.

First he chopped some trees to block access, then he let a couple dozen pigs loose.

The pigs rampaged through the woods, and very quickly the lusty dudes moved elsewhere.
Perhaps all that snorting and stink ruined the mood?

Now Mr. Fonge is "mightily relieved" that the sexual trespassers have left.

Pity he had to go to such odd extremes to for this solution. One blast in the air from a shotgun would have scared off any trespassers right quick.

Via Coventry

PS: Tamworth Porkers are good for bacon cause they have a high fat content.

PSS: Tamworth Porkers were bred with the help of Irish pigs. Hence the success with rampaging. Go Irish!