Adam and I have a couple 3 Chords & the Truth episodes already in the can. They are currently at the post-production facility getting remastered, adding special effects and dubbing my voice. Yeah, you hear my raspy baritone in each episode, but without the overdub from a professional voice artist, I sound like Mike Tyson tickling Kerri Strug. Next week, we will be joined by fan-favorite Baierman to shoot a couple more episodes. A man who is equally loved by young co-eds and old felons.
We would like to do another mailbag episode or three. So, if you have a question for us to answer wrong and stupidly, a topic you would like discussed or a story you would like to hear, pop them in the comments. We'll have Raoul print them out and do our best not to botch the lot of them.
Have a good weekend.
While my guitar gently weeps,
JW
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1. Who's going to win the SuperBowl?
2. Adam, how did you become so awesome?
Wait a minute...
Johnny, do you ever regret selling out your friend Dave?
What happens when you google: Mike Tyson tickling Kerri strug?
This is a question for Johnny.
Johnny, Do you think Echo know's he is gay?
I want to know if you guys know the story behind some of the witty comebacks used on the '70's hit Welcome back Kotter. Like, "up your nose with a rubber hose" or "your Mother wears army boots". Were those original to the show or were they commonly used before the show came out?
If that doesn't work for you then maybe you can answer this one. Why is it that we all tie our shoes basically the same way? Why was the bow knot chosen?
And who decided that "up" is on and "down" is off for light switches?
Remember, you asked Bitches.
"Why is it that we all tie our shoes basically the same way? Why was the bow knot chosen?"
Behold:
http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/knots.htm
Was that the sound of something Prodigal returning? Nice to know you're alive out there Dave.
Anywho - Questions!
Do you seriously think the Seahawks have a chance this year?
What would you do if confronted by an angry Serena Williams?
What's your favorite Clint Eastwood movie? (Aside from "Every which way but Loose")
How's the Adam West / Burt Ward Biopic coming along?
What *if* 6 was 9?
We all hope that Dave has forgiven me and will bring his wisecracks back to where they belong.
JW
How did you get where you are?
Why is it that you guys are never spotted in two different locations at the same time?
What's the deal with cantaloupe?
Is it cruel to schedule a deaf person for a court hearing?
For Echo ... how did you deal with the disappointment of your evil plan being exposed with the release of the 1997 autobiographical thriller 'Echo'?
Where's the beef?
When will you reveal the "Secret Squirrel" project?
are you secretly offing female members of the L77? (as we haven't heard from Sarcky or Alex in a while)
Don't worry, Vicky and Evangeline, there's very little truth to that rumor.
How come when I put a load of socks through the wash only 3/4 of them come out again?
If Micky's a mouse, Donald's a duck and Pluto is a dog, What's Goofy?
I hear that women get pregnant via a sexually transmitted disease known as the baby virus.
What can we do to help stop it spreading?
And Echo, I don't want to hear the answer stop doing women and start fucking dudes.
Is douchebaggery hereditary?
Does J-Dub, bow down to Dave, because Dave can and will kick his ass?
Does Dave, give a shit.....
I think, not.
Read any good books lately?
Whew, thank goodness there's no L77 femme-slashing going on! I was a little worried
Speaking of slashing, do you watch scary movies? If so, a list of favorite slasher films please.
And on the subject of movies, do you, as men, hate Pretty Woman and Dirty Dancing?
Wow....Ummm Can we get a banhammer here?
The Hammer falleth.
What's it going to take to get you two guys on horseback, singing cowboy tunes on the theme of Lovecraftian doom?
Keep 'em coming. We need more or I'm just going to talk about the Elephant Man again...
If there was no New York City, where would you be living now?
If you could deprive one another of an item, what would it be?
My schedule for next summer is starting to book up. Will I be getting my wedding invitation shortly, or has Lindsay finally gotten sick of the charade and moved on to bigger and better things?
If a fat girl falls in the woods and there is no one there to see, Do the trees laugh?
If a tree falls on a mime in the forest and nobody's around to see it, Does anyone care?
The Far Side = Best comic ever : Discuss.
A corollary: Calvin & Hobbes vs. Original Pogo - who wins in a steel cage cute-off? Grundoon can be in Pogo's corner, if that makes a difference.
Have to make it a Triple threat match Swayze.
Ziggy FTW
Which tastes better... fingernails or boogers?
We just did a couple mailbag episodes from Alphabet City. Thank you to all that submitted questions and ball-breaking comments.
JW