We've all been there.

Great opening to the last episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm -- I'm really looking forward to the Seinfeld not-a-reunion story arc that starts this weekend.

If you're like me, then you're constantly frustrated with the slowness of fast food.
(Damn, I still have to wait in line for a McDLT and a Fresca!)

One alternative is to frequent the local hot dog vendor. It's more convenient, but the antibiotics required to survive eating those dirty water dogs every day is expensive.

If only there was a mobile, one-man, sausage grilling machine that could feed impatient, hungry folks like me.

Something that could feed the masses, yet still out run the health inspector.

Holy crap, my prayers have been answered.

This ultimate food-on-the-go solution is called GrillWalker. The craziest idea to come out of Germany since the dog toilet.

There are a bunch of these roving bratwurst sellers cooking up fresh brats around Berlin right now. At just $1.75 for a brat, roll and condiment, they're selling quite well. The inventor, Bertram Rohloff, is expanding GrillWalker to other cities around Germany. And he sold his equipment to likeminded brat folks in Bulgaria, Colombia, South Korea and Nebraska.

New York, Chicago and Boston can't be far behind. Neither could my next coronary!

At least we all know how they go to the bathroom.

via NY Times

Earlier this week, we brought you wisecracks relating to Professor Sarah Palin's upcoming book. I liked some of the wiseassery, but sometimes the comedy provides itself.

Such as Good Morning America Spelling Bee Champion Chris Cuomo trying to read the word "rogue" on the prompter. He almost had it.

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Damn, so close. Of course, maybe Chris meant that the unemployed Facebook updater who is having a hard time booking speaking gigs is turning into "any of various red cosmetics for coloring the cheeks or lips." If that's what he meant or he was making a veiled communist reference, I apologize. Maybe the folks at GMA should try to slip an F-Bomb or "Tits Magee" into prompter to see if Cuomo will go all Ron Burgundy on us.

(Thank you Daily Show)

As the light fades in Thompkins Square Park, we continue the viewer mailbag (Part 1) from a place we thought had better lighting. Turns out there's just more rats.

Then we attempt to answer a question which has been discussed in YBNBY Forums for a while; douchebags and the origins of douchebaggery.

Plus, I admit to an embarrassing metrosexual transgression. And Johnny learns something new thing about Echowood.

This 3 Chords has a little something for everybody. Just press play.

Way back when (actually in 2005), we did a Top Ten list of Famous Last Words . But I guess it's all very well being smart to the end when you're a famous politician or writer. What about your average murderer or rapist? Luckily we now have a sample to judge, because the Texas Department of Criminal Justice has released a database of 400 last statements made by prisoners before their execution.

So what words of wisdom come to us from those about to meet their maker?

Yes, Ain't no way fo' fo', I Love all yall.

Uh, I don't know, Um, I don't know what to say. I don't know. (pauses) I didn't know anybody was there. Howdy.

Only the sky and the green grass goes on forever and today is a good day to die.

Yes sir, Warden Okay I've been hanging around this popsicle stand way too long. Before I leave, I want to tell you all. When I die, bury me deep, lay two speakers at my feet, put some headphones on my head and rock and roll me when I'm dead. I'll see you in Heaven someday. That's all Warden.

There's a lot more, and despite most of them just acting remorseful, there''s a few buried nuggets. (Pun Intended)