Professional Facebook updater Sarah Palin is going to have a book released in November. I have no doubt the tome will be on par with The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin and "Profiles in Courage."

There is even a title. The AP reports the coloring book will be called "Going Rogue: An American Life." Of course, I wouldn't be shocked if the last "G" is dropped from "Going" and it becomes "Goin' Rogue."

I wish we could gamble on how much is written by the unemployed fisherman and how much is by a ghostwriter. I'd would have it at 77% ghostwriter, 20% Sarah Palin, 3% Trig and Track.

Now, the title. "Going Rogue..." Why does that sound familiar? Give me a second ... Oh yeah. By jove, I think I remember. Go to 4:25 into this SNL cold open clip. That's why it rings a bell.



I wonder if other names floated around the fish run included "Fancy Pageant Walkin'", "The Goofy Evolution Museum" and "I'd Like To Use One Of My Lifelines, Katie."

We've already established that you can put any soap on a rope and someone will buy it. Is it worth $10.88 to get your weiner cleaner? Or is the cleaning part just an excuse?

Ben Schwartz (RejectedJokes.com) gives us Episode 1 of how he'd perform under strenuous situations.

A little something to blow away the Monday Morning cobwebs. (via Waxy)

After the stressful weekend that I had, I felt like we all should revel in a lovely caption competition to start off the week on a note of fun.  Feel free to choose whichever pic you want to comment on (or choose both!  we live in a democracy for fucking friggin christ-sakes!).  Enjoy!