So I guess The Wizard of Oz is coming out on 8-track or something next week, so Netflix whipped up a promo tie-in even more creepy, unsettling and fun than a barrel of flying monkeys -- Oz Yourself.

Unfortunately, my afro didn't translate, but it did keep my shades, which was pretty cool. And by "cool" I mean "nightmarish."

Have fun with it, kids -- I think I'm going to try uploading a Darth Vader pic next....

(Update: movie now after jump...stupid autoplayers.)

According to statistics, if there is a girl in your office named Chantelle and you ask her out for drinks, she will let you put your penis in her.

In Britain, 4,000 people were asked what name would be the mostly likely to engage on first date or casual sex. Chantelle was the ... uh, winner?

Woman were also asked what would be the name of a chap that would most likely try to got for it on the first date. The answer: Dave.

Chantelle's of the World: You've been warned. If you become more popular at your local watering hole it isn't because of a new hairdo or your expensive designer jeans. It's because of statistics.

The other names rounding out the Top 10 of Promiscuity are Stacy, Kelly, Chelsea, Tanya, Debbie, Becky, Vicky, Lisa and Michelle.

The 9 other names of guys that are going to try to slip one past the goalie are Lee, Steve, Darren, Andy, Gary, Danny, Jason, Kevin and Callum.

In a separate study, men named Johnny were found to be "charming, funny, intelligent, loved by children and small animals, a troubadour, raconteur, rock and roll historian, cool, the bee's knee's, the cat's pajamas and the mutt's nuts."

Ladies of the World: You've been warned...

"Pandorum" *** (out of four): An unexpected and welcome surprise for both horror and sci-fi fans: a taut, creepy, action-filled ride that rations its plot developments to maximum effect.

"Pandorum" will be an unexpected and welcome surprise for both horror and sci-fi fans: a taut, creepy, action-filled ride that rations its plot developments to maximum effect. Said action takes place on a ship designed for long-term, deep-space travel, and the set designers have a field day, providing tight passages to spark a claustrophobic's worst nightmare, doors that slide open to reveal yawning chasms, and a sewage pit filled with decaying - well, let's not go there.

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