With October fastly approaching, our minds tend to shift away from what was summer....the romances, the beer, the food....and move onto more fun things like Halloween! 

Everyone has his/her ideal superhero that they loved to dress up as, fantasize about having sex with, etc.  Barring any weird radioactive experiment, super birth (if Superman was so powerful, did he rip his mom's vagina when he came out?), spider bite, etc. then it will all remain just a dream. 

For those out there who are thinking of dressing up as your hero, please view the following as a warning on what not to do.....

Some people are serious about their pork products (as if you didn't know from reading this blog). Listen to this fellow who has a complaint about Jimmy Dean sausage. All the way to the end. That's when I lost it, laughing out loud here by myself in my office. Audio NSFW.

(via Unique Daily)

Or Nick the Giant.
Either way, it's just strange.

via buzzfeed

When a squirrel wants food, it will find a way to get food.
If you have a bird feeder, or a loose top on your garbage can, you know this already.

Buggers!

Well back in 2007, a guy named Brian and his friends decided to put squirrel tenacity to the test. They created an obstacle course for their neighborhood nut-lovers. They started enticing them with peanuts on a simple platform.

Each day it would get more complicated. The humans made the course tougher, adding ropes, tubes and swings.

Each day the squirrels would rise to the challenge, navigate the course and get their peanut snack.

Eventually the course filled a back yard. It became a double diamond for the bushy tailed critters.

Think squirrel Mission Impossible, or that laser dance scene from Ocean's 12.

So when the the crazy course was finished and the last obstacle in this maze was added, could the squirrels do it?

Just watch and enjoy...

See the whole story of Brian and the squirrels here.

I saw this post and immediately thought of Jeem's post a few months back about Yahoo Answering dumb questions.

Here's another to add to the mix. Can a fetus get pregnant?

Let us hope that Treena here is posting this as a joke. So we can repost the numerous helpful answers. Most of which, I'm happy to report, got the answer correct.
Here's a sample.

"If the baby is a preteen that has started her menstrual cycle then yeah."

"Good, I was afraid I'd get my goat's fetus knocked up. Well, I'm off to the farm..."

"The baby can get pregnant only if it's a female. If you suspect that your baby is pregnant, try not to have sex again. You run the risk of getting your baby's baby pregnant and that can lead to complications like an infinite loop."

"Yea it's true and that makes you a child molester. And if you are stupid enough to actually be serious while asking this question, I pray to God you are not the mother of this or any other baby."

"OMG. You cannot be serious. All I know is, I hope you're not pregnant. Seriously. Don't breed... ever."

More colorful responses here. Or just click Report Abuse.

The 8th annual Blogger Boobie-Thon will be October 1-7, which is only a week away! This happens every year at the beginning of October, which is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Bloggers from all over send in pictures of their boobs (and you can submit yours now). Then during the Boobie-Thon the dressed breasts will be on the front page for everyone to see, and for $50 you can see bare blogger boobs (try saying that three times fast). Of course, the money is important, as it goes to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation, with the exception of $359 which goes to a blogger in need. If it's not worth $50 to you to save lives, maybe it will be worth that much to see your favorite blogger's boobs in the buff. Of course, if you are inspired to support the cause, you can send in a smaller -or larger- amount. So take a picture of your breasts, and remember your face won't be shown, you can be as free or creative as you like, send it in and tell everyone about the Boobiethon!

PS. Good luck figuring out which ones are mine.

(It seems like each sentence in the above item is geared to a different audience, but male boobs are welcome as well as female boobs, and women are certainly welcome to pay $50 to see them. Everyone wins!)