From The YBNBY Cryptozoology Desk...

What the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks is that thing?

In Panama, a group of local teens claim a creepy, hairless beast crawled out of a cave and came towards them. They also claim that out of fear they attacked poor Smeagol with sticks and rocks until he/she/it gave up the ghost/Precious.

The kids returned shortly thereafter to photograph the thing. Then the interwebs went nuts.

Did this creature live in the cave tormented by the spell of a magic ring? Is it a sloth with a wicked case of the mange? Escaped mad scientist lab experiment? The ugliest fat kid in the history of ever? I don't know. Are those nipples? I'm stumped.

The Montauk Monster was not available for comment but I left a voicemail for him and he should get back to me soon.

"Jennifer's Body" *** (out of four): Demons and high school and blood thirst, oh my!

Demons and high school and blood thirst -- oh my! "Jennifer's Body," the outlandish new horror flick from "Juno" scribe Diablo Cody, has no shortage of teen angst, flesh chomping and a scantily-clad Megan Fox. If you're looking for high art, there's probably a photography exhibit on the rise of the Ottomans and fall of Constantinople somewhere. But for a chuckle-filled, mindless night out with buttered popcorn and syrupy soda, "Jennifer's Body" will do.

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Reality TV fans: if you thought this phrase was, like, sooooo last year, you're more wrong than a Tila Tequila-brand chastity belt.

From time to time I like to check our status on the blessed Curse O Meter.

Previous results had us failing miserably at Darnit.

Today, I'm fucking happy to report that we've improved to A-Hole status.

Way to go shit heads!

And thanks.

Outbursts. Anger. Shouting. Rage.

For Lewis Black, it just means the world is turning to his side.

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