If the Empire had used this as a recruiting tool, they would have had a chance at beating those uppity Rebels. Who wouldn't want to join a dance crew like this?

Dear Mr. Drummond,
It is with sincere regret that I inform you of an ongoing investigation into several dubious instances you've subjected your adopted sons Willis Jackson and Arnold Jackson as well as your biological daughter, Kimberly Drummond to over the past few years. These events are listed on the following page. Because the State of New York feels you have exposed these children to numerous inappropriate and questionable acts, we are reviewing the adoption of the Jackson children and are considering assigning a social worker to Kimberly to make a determination as to the viability of your parental supervision over her.

Please see the attached page for a list of the events in question.

From The Culinary Arts Desk...

If you have an extra 25 grand in the shoebox above your fridge, you can head to ebay and win a dinner with conversational wizard Sarah Palin and the former First Dude.

Proceeds will go to charity. So far, no takers. Weird. Of course, if you want to have dinner with moronic unemployed bloggers, you can have a meal with Echowood and myself for $77 bucks. Cash. We'll go to John's pizza joint on 44th Street, best in New York. Bring the family! We'll talk about football, pirates and Victorian freak shows. All proceeds will go to our pockets.

I imagine the dinner with the Palin's will be the resurrection of the Algonquin Round Table. An erudite discussion of what newspapers and magazines you read, views of foreign lands from your porch, the joys of hunting from helicopters, witch hunts and how to deal with the meathead that knocked up your daughter.

Only $25,000, kids. Get out your checkbook...

I worked late last night.

So I hopped in a cab to get home.

Thought the name of my driver sounded divine.