Today was one of those days. Highs and lows. Peaks and valleys. At times, I was told things so awesome, I wanted to record them, travel back in time, and play them for all the girls who laughed at me as their jock boyfriends threw wads of gum in my hair. And yet at other times today, I received news so craptacular, I wondered if I were in a real-life Truman Show and it was as if I was on that boat at the end and some malevolent god was throwing every punch he could muster at me.

For reasons we hope to reveal soon, especially if things go well, Johnny and I have been spending a lot of time together. Some would say too much. While we were suffering through the Gmail Outage of '09, and I was contemplating some bad news I received, Johnny told me to watch the Family Guy clip above. And, like turning on a faucet of sunshine, all seemed right again. Also, he gave me a bump of cocaine.

(Clip courtesy of The Family Guy Reference Files)

Not quite a WTF scene, but surely you can add some delicious dialog, or even a one-liner from your sordid imagination.

Hitler may be the go to guy for shockly inappropriate comparisons today. But fairly soon, I can imagine 9/11 may take his place.

Witness this ad (click to expand it) created by DDB Brazil for the Israeli office of the World Wildlife Fund (WWF). Just released in time for the 8th anniversary of 9/11.
(UPDATE: This ad was released by DDB and not sanctioned by WWF or WWF Israel.)

Really ad agency guys? The destruction of a Tsunami is like a hundred planes hitting the World Trade Center.

Douchebags.

Into the Pit of Hades with you.

via AdFreak

From out of left field...

If you're having trouble stopping gay men from having sex on your property, here's a helpful piece of advice: Unleash the pigs.

Not overweight dudes looking for love,
Tamworth Porkers.

After 15 years of trying everything he could think of to put an end to nightly gay sex trysts in the woods near his property - erecting steel fences, barbed wire, posting signs, calling Police - Coventry, UK farmer Richard Fonge decided to give the pigs a shot.

First he chopped some trees to block access, then he let a couple dozen pigs loose.

The pigs rampaged through the woods, and very quickly the lusty dudes moved elsewhere.
Perhaps all that snorting and stink ruined the mood?

Now Mr. Fonge is "mightily relieved" that the sexual trespassers have left.

Pity he had to go to such odd extremes to for this solution. One blast in the air from a shotgun would have scared off any trespassers right quick.

Via Coventry

PS: Tamworth Porkers are good for bacon cause they have a high fat content.

PSS: Tamworth Porkers were bred with the help of Irish pigs. Hence the success with rampaging. Go Irish!

Evidently Sterling Cooper shares the building with Pierce and Pierce.

Even actor Miles Fisher knows he's got the look. Here's his American Psycho inspired music video.

Thanks to the Act Four blog for finding this.

Even on its own, without the gaff, this attempt at an object lesson would be pretty ridiculous. Professor Ludwig Von Beck steps up the the blackboard and tries to take letters from various and forced phrases to "spell" out the word "oligarch." Referring to a member of an oligarchy, a form of government that is run by a small group of elite society.

Glenn wants to use "oligarch" to draw comparisons from elitist government and President Barry Obama's administration. Okay, that's fine, I'll give him credit for the historical reference and an obscure word. The problem? Blackboards and chalk don't have spellcheck.



Damn. So close. There's a "C" in there pally. Professor Beck has since spun the error as intentional, saying he left of the "C" for "czars." See? It was on purpose. He had a plan for that all along. Hopefully Scripps National Spelling Bee doesn't advertise on the show or Glenn could lose another sponsor.