A night on the town for 26 year-old Teddy Brisseaux turned into a nightmare for a local family.

You see, Teddy had a bit too much fun consuming liquor with his buddies.

So he wandered into this family's home. (Oops)
Took off his clothes. (Yikes)
Urinated on their floor. (Gross)
And passed out on a bed. (Hello Police?)

The bed of a 6 year old boy. (Big Oops)
Who was awake, and in his room, at the time of the drunk, nude break-in. (Mom, Goldilocks is drunk!)

Aren't you glad you're not Teddy Brisseaux?

Let's runs down the charges so far: Second-degree burglary. Disorderly conduct. Risk of injury to a minor.

Now Teddy has admitted to the night of drinking, but he flat out denies entering the wrong house.

Teddy: "Wasn't me, Judge."
Judge: "We have photos and at least 3 eyewitnesses."
Teddy: (pause) ... "Where I lay my hat is my home."

Of course, Teddy is fighting back. He charges Police with racial profiling.

Quick thinking Teddy, but I don't think Rev. Al is coming to your defense on this one.

Via ConnPost