Whoa. Did the dude have his septum removed or something? Hate to sound old but bro, that might not age too well.

Well, I don't wish to sound cruel, but looking at him, I think his piercings are a clever distraction method to stop you seeing what his face actually looks like! (however, he still got the girl......I would :) )

Baierman and I had discussed this pic days ago...
Either she's just having some funny time with him, living reckless but not bringing it into her life, or she's just not courageous enough to make all that shit on her face although she wants it more than anything.

I, for one, have been with punks and headbangers in my youth days. I wore band's t-shirts, cargo pants, had a mohawk hair-cut, wore two rings in an ear lobe and did some crazy shit. But since I always thought I'd rather have a future as a 'standard' human being then a weirdo freak-rocker (let alone as a rockstar), I've set some boundaries to my craziness.

Not that I'd dis this guy for being like he is, or give him less credit if I were looking for an employee and he was the best shot, but some companies surely skip people like him just for not fitting the dress code. And sometimes a reckless act in your youth can blow away your chances in the future.

I thought it was a puertorican phenomenon that the prettiest girls got the weirdest and ugliest guys. Seems it happens all over the globe and sucks balls for all the average dudes out there.

drop dead gorgeous +freak show = love? wtf

Hi, I'm Old Greg's son... And I'm dating your daughter. Hope she enjoys having fun with my boy-gina, now with 75% more piercings.

It's congenital, people. Stop making fun.

His mother was a cork-chin and his father was a hot water bottle. The dork bandana, however, is all him.

He needs one of those giant lip discs that make it impossible to speak. Now THAT would be cool.
And he has done absolutely nothing to his earlobes! What an amateur!

He ought to keep increasing the size of those implants until his whole head disappears ...