Sadly, it appears that Billy Mays' heart disease wasn't from eating fatty foods, using too much Oxy Clean or hawking various other pieces of shit late night infomercial junk. Apparently, he got the pep in his step from cocaine...you know....nose candy, Florida Snow, wacky dust, bouncing powder, gold dust, joy powder....check out the full report here.
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Finally a celeb death that will push MJ out of the press.
We can only dream Chad....we can only dream.........
Ah Billy, not the booger sugar...
I hope Billy May's death doesn't mean we'll be seeing more of Vince from ShamWow.
Yeah, cause the shamwow dude is so respectable. he beats prostitutes up but at least he's not high on the powder!
You know, I was going to comment on this wonderful post....but...I was so distracted by the tweets tab, I lost my train of thought.
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You don't like m lovely tweets tab?
I have it on good authority that Billy Mays was Oxycontin clean.
Wow, Billy Mays is only a level 6 creature? That means I only have to sacrifice one monster to summon him!
Cocaine, hookers, absorbant cloth wars - what is it with these pitch men?
To be fair, Billy Mays made his initial fortune selling buckets of white powder.....
You gotta admit, the guy was way too enthusiastic about bleach powder or whatever he was hawkin.