Much political hay has been made from Bill Cinton's trip to North Korea last week. During his short visit, Bill was able to negotiate the release of 2 American journalists from the clutches of Kim Jong "I Am A Better Golfer Than Tiger Woods" Il.

It was a great story. An inspiring story. I did want to know if Clinton had time to take a spin on Kim Jong's uber-waterslide, though. That wasn't answered. However! During the same week, Russian ex-president/action hero was also involved in a photo-op. Putin led journalists on an adventure holiday in Siberia.

Now we're talking.

This is what our ex-commander in chief's should be doing. Screw the opening of libraries and diplomatic endeavors. Let's have a little adventure, bravado and staged homo-erotic photographs. You gettin' that G.H.W.B.? Grab the chaps and a bullwhip and get to posing. I'm looking at you Carter. Strip down to the jockstrap and pose on the hood of a Lamborghini. While hunting lions with an M-16.

Masculinity...