Truck Nutz are not only real, they come in all sorts of shapes, colors and sizes.
They're like real nuts.
Only for trucks.
Well, not your truck. But the truck of someone that just sped past you on the highway.
Something like this...
Okay, I honestly thought Truck Nutz were a joke.
How naïve of me.
Truck Nutz are so real they're spelled with a 'Z'. (Fans also call them Truck Balls, Bumper Nuts, Bulls Balls and Truck Scrotums.)
In my defense, I do live and drive mostly around New York. Not a lot of Truck Nutz around my hood.
But on the roads of America, Nutz are hanging everywhere.
Here's a few examples of what you might see if you know where to look...
Jesus Loves Nutz
Monster Truck Nutz
Touching Nutz
Motorcycle Nutz
They're for motorized wheelchairs too
World First Truck Nutz
America's Nutz
Mini Nutz
Homemade Truck Nutz
Cow Farmers Nutz
Hello Nutz
F150 Nutz
Charger Nutz
Ouch!
Fire Truck Nutz
Yes, they come in blue. Poor soul.
And Pink.
These Nutz are swinging.
These are hanging low.
Last but not least a WTF Nutz?
Oh yeah, then there's these Break Light Nuts.
One last thing about Truck Nutz, make sure they're legal in your state.
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The same guys that had Big Johnson t-shirts, barbed wire tats and No Fear stickers.
I've got a set of these hanging off of my minivan. Go Nutz!
The Nutz on the Hoveround motorized wheelchair are priceless.
Johnny, good call - I actually was going to suggest "Big Johnson t-shirt" for last week's Ghetto Basket Giveaway, but I wasn't sure if people would remember them.
The Big Johnson Tee was rotated in with a "See Dick. See Jane" mock shirt, Absolute _____ (sexual theme) shirt and token Bud or Bud Light shirt.
There is also the shirts from Mazatlan that has frogs in every sexual position. Hilarious...