Saturday: Partly Cloudy, High of 75ºSunday: Partly Cloudy, High of 77º
Such is the extended weather forecast in the Hamptons this weekend. The area has always been a "look but don't touch" place for me. An area so filled with opulence and wealth that simply dreaming about owning a house out there will cost you $200/second and require a review of your stock portfolio. It is unattainable.
This weekend, courtesy of Axe, I'll be shuttled out to the end of Long Island for a weekend of "posh spa treatments, catered food, wine tastings and a night partying it up VIP style at the AXE Lounge." What they've done is taken every single thing I enjoy in life (minus porcelain figurines of woodland creatures) and placed them into a weekend I couldn't pass up. My plan is to update this site throughout the weekend and send tweets to my twitter feed whenever possible. My secondary plan is to make friends with Diddy so as to get invited to his white party next year.
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Damn, how'd you score that???
You're going to be disappointed in this next piece of news..Diddy moved his party to CA.. not sure where he'll have it next year..I'm still waiting for my invite..
Another writer I don't need to pay this month. Keep it up, people.
Damn. Nice score man.
Seriously. I could make a nice living out of traveling to these awesome events, staying in posh hotels, eating at five star restaurants, and hanging out with celebrities.
Keep rubbing it in, why don't ya??
Where are the weekend get-aways for middle-ageish, saddled-with-children, overweight housewives? I'll be all over it!!
You never know Echo, they might have you mowing that big ass lawn there.
I'd mow that fucking lawn if they'd let me come, too!
make a living out of traveling, staying in posh hotels.. wasn't that the lifestyle that took tara reid down?
good luck bro.
"Where are the weekend get-aways for middle-ageish, saddled-with-children, overweight housewives?"
That's my role, Cindy, and I don't even have to put the "ish" on!