Ladies and gentleman, are you like me? Do you love the barbecue? Are you fond of the marinades and the dry rubs? Are you obsessed with classic American literature? Then sweet fancy Moses do I have the product for you!Ernest Hemingway Marinades. Five sauces to treat your meat, all "inspired by some of Hemingway's favorite places around the globe: Bimini, Spain, Key West, Kenya and Idaho."
The Bimini marinade, with ginger, rice wine, soy sauce and garlic works well with chicken and fish, as does the Kenya flavor, with lemon and white wine. Key West, while great with fish and chicken, works equally well with pork dishes, with papaya, champagne and molasses. The Idaho marinade, with mesquite seasoning, garlic and smoked chile peppers can be used on your favorite cut of beef, as well as pork and chicken. Finally, the Spanish marinade, with rosemary, red wine, and olive oil is a perfect match for lamb and chicken.
That's a party in your mouth, and everyone's invited. You can order these beauties here.
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Damn Johnny, if this stuff came in Sour Apple Mentos flavor and played a shitty Dylan tube each time you opened the bottle, you'd have everything you needed in one place.
I had that one coming for the has-a-cat-gender-test crack.
What i want to know, is if it comes in a Bourbon, Buckshot and Bitter regret Flavor?
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That would be delicious with Kerouac's imported canned sardines.
Too bad I can't buy directly or I'd had to sell the meat I was going to eat to afford the shipment costs. Gonna look for it around here...
I'd like to see how does a fat cat tastes in a marinade.