Alright all you cryptozoologists, check out this Venn Diagram of mythical creatures. Oddly, I didn't see my ex-girlfriend on the list. Being a monster and a bitch, one would think her inclusion is a given. No?(Via LaughingSquid)
Stumble This
Reddit!
Echo's ex-girlfriend strongly resembles the Chimera. It's freaky.
According to this, a snake and an eagle becomes a cockatrice, throw in a turkey, and you have my ex-wife...
A Cock-Gobbler
Even monsters fear the mythically infamous "crazed bitch".
I love Venn diagrams. And Sheriff Pablo's ex-wife joke.
Might have to change my Mexican wrestler name to Mermahuataur now.