Well, so says the poster of this dubious video.
Normally I take great joy in mocking and deriding conspiracy theorists. They are like cartoons. However, I have to side with the crazies on this one. Jacko definitely faked his death. This is obvious. That smallish guy in the dark hood and in the shadows has to be the King of Pop. Heading to join a tea party with Elvis, Jim Morrison, Biggie and Tupac.
The purveyor of this bollocks says:
Don't believe it when more Michael Jackson cuts are released and they say he had a bunch in the vault. Not so. He is still alive and recording pop songs and Moonwalking and cashing the checks and serving "Jesus Juice" to his, uh ... guests.
Normally I take great joy in mocking and deriding conspiracy theorists. They are like cartoons. However, I have to side with the crazies on this one. Jacko definitely faked his death. This is obvious. That smallish guy in the dark hood and in the shadows has to be the King of Pop. Heading to join a tea party with Elvis, Jim Morrison, Biggie and Tupac.
The purveyor of this bollocks says:
This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it´s real and Michael is alive.
Don't believe it when more Michael Jackson cuts are released and they say he had a bunch in the vault. Not so. He is still alive and recording pop songs and Moonwalking and cashing the checks and serving "Jesus Juice" to his, uh ... guests.
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If he'd moonwalked to the door then i'd be sold on the video.
But if he really is hanging with those guys at the tea party then you know they got a hell of a band.
I love this kind of stuff. It was getting pretty boring checking tortillas for only Jesus or the Virgin of Guadalupe. Thank you, Mr. Jackson.
I saw Wilford Brimley on a meatball sub once...But it was probably just my diabeetus acting up...
You know, if they don't bury MJ soon he's going to turn black.
There are reports this weekend that Jacko's solid gold coffin is going to be encased in concrete. The family says this is to protect the body from evil spirits. I am pretty sure this is being done so when Michael is spotted at a gas station in Hot Coffee Mississippi, the Mythbusters can't dig up the grave and prove that he is in there.
Man, this theory has layers.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/08/29/michael-jackson-to-buried-in-a-gold-casket-encased-in-cement-115875-21633985/
Hoax video created on purpose to show how rumors get spread. Company that made video actually sent out info before-hand warning there was a hoax video being spread about.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/31/michael.jackson.hoax/index.html
Thanks Dan. Hard to believe anyone took this seriously.