I'm no Romeo but I think if you're a guy looking for female companionship, the last thing you should be is very drunk, covered in mud and acting like an a-hole.
(Well, it never worked for me anyway.)
Thankfully for these guys, their buddy was prime to act for the camera. Enjoy.
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Looks as though he's having trouble holding on to the earth ... now that's intoxicated ...
Now that is EXACTLY what I need for my mate's bachelor party!