Last week 50 Rabbis chartered a WWII plane, circled the skies over the Holy Land to ward off the swine flu. They chanted, they prayed, they blew horns. Hilarity ensued.
Maybe if 50 Rabbis flew over Mexico City last week blowin' horns Landon Donovan wouldn't have got the swine flu. Then we wouldn't have lost 2-1.
Your assignment now, loyal readers, is to begin to craft jokes that begin, "So 50 Rabbis get on a plane with horns to battle the swine flu..." Good luck.
Maybe if 50 Rabbis flew over Mexico City last week blowin' horns Landon Donovan wouldn't have got the swine flu. Then we wouldn't have lost 2-1.
Your assignment now, loyal readers, is to begin to craft jokes that begin, "So 50 Rabbis get on a plane with horns to battle the swine flu..." Good luck.
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So 50 Rabbis get on a plane with horns to battle the swine flu. Mid-flight, Miss Piggy comes out into the aisle to do a belly dance. Each man is stunned and can't look away when all of a sudden, one rabbi jumps up and shouts "Hey, that's just not kosher"
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So 50 Rabbis get on a plane with horns to battle the swine flu. They were dancin and singin and movin to the groovin and just when, it hit me, somebody turned around and shouted, play that funky music jew boy..
So 50 Rabbis get on a plane with horns to battle the swine flu and look what happens. Some tart has 12 buns in the oven. Stop the plane, STOP the plane!