Let's all try an experiment.

Reach in your wallet, pull out a twenty dollar bill.
Or a five. Or a ten.

Sniff it.

How do you feel?

Euphoric? Energized? Instantly paranoid?

Good.
There's a good chance you've just ingested cocaine.

(Sorry)

Trace amounts of coke, for sure. No, not enough to get your high.
Point is, you've probably got some coke residue on the money in your hand, or in your pocket and in your purse.

And that's not counting all the blow you inhaled last weekend at the Axe Lounge.

See, "A new analysis of 234 banknotes from 18 U.S. cities that found cocaine on 90 percent of the bills tested."

Drug lawyers and Billy Mays followers rejoice!
But not too much, "Levels of cocaine ranged from .006 micrograms to more than 1,240 micrograms - the equivalent of 50 grains of sand - on U.S. bills."

It may not be a lot, but still the drugs are there. Covering the heads of our dead Presidents no less. And we're passing them around in our daily lives.

Me. You. Your mistress. Her kids. We're all drug money launderers!

The shame!

No wonder that Just Say No gimmick was doomed to fail.

Read the full story, brought to you buy your friends at the (mostly coke-free) credit card industry, here.