It's a shame that SNL is not in production right now. The cold open would be a town hall meeting. Every person that stepped up the microphone would be crazier than the next. Making all kind of outrageous claims about the proposed health care reform. The final guy could be wearing a coonskin cap and a barrel with straps. "The only thing the Obama health care plan covers is abortions and zombie bites!" Anything else? "Live from New York ..." That sucker would kill.

Seth Meyers, call me pally, we'll chat.

I know there are plenty of reports of shills and plants being sent to these meetings, but let me give those that actually want a discussion a nickel's worth of free advice.

Stop sending the caricatures to the mike. Don't have the slob with meatball stains dripping down his t-shirt talk/ramble/scream. Don't you have anyone that isn't in the over 60, white guy, Bill O'Reilly fan-base demographic? How about a dude wearing a tie?

Maybe it would be a good idea to let someone talk that has an actual counter-argument. Not yelling and screaming incoherent blather. It comes across as only trying to defeat Obama, not caring about the 50 million that don't have health care. You're siding with the pharmaceutical companies who are kind of the bad guys.

Don't make signs with Nazi symbology. It's backfiring and really embarrassing.

And, most important, do not, under any circumstances, let someone yell "I want my country back!" This has become the battle cry for the batty. The news directors are waiting for the nuts to yell it so they can play the clip. How are you not figuring this out on your own?

Okay, enough ranting/common sense, roll the damn clip. You need to see this guy.