Good news!
Our friends at Ghetto Baskets have offered to send a free Ghetto Basket to one of our lucky YBNBY readers.
(That means you? Yeah, you!)
To win it, all you've got to do is suggest a new item for the basket. So log in now and leave your suggestion in the comments of this entry.
Take a look at the items currently available to get a flavor for what's appropriate.
(Some current products include: Hot Sauce, Pregnancy Test, Grape Drink, Batteries, Potted Meat, Kung-Fu DVD.)
The person with the most interesting and creative product suggestion will get a free Ghetto Basket delivered to their crib.*
Best of luck.
(*Sorry, basket can only be shipped to residents in the continental US only.)
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1 Newport loosey
meth in between the patties of a wendy's double stack
My Caged Cockroach! from Maattell Inc.'s My Petz(tm) series.
three dice/cardboard combo--unfold the carboard, then your roll!
Coby CX49 Portable Cassette Player
http://www.bizrate.com/portablecassetteplayers/coby-cx49-portable-cassette-player--pid11205837/compareprices.html
scratch ticket, scratched
scratch ticket, scratched
1 can of Star Market brand baked beans
Whistler tips... http://www.prankplace.com/fun_exhaust.htm
Here's our good friend Bubba Rubb and his whistler tip... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PitGkp1ncXE
An Old English 40
Low rider magazine
Hot cheetos
Cheesy popcorn with hot pickle juice packet
Cross color jeans
lee press on nails
Favor Aid
Dollar Store Bling
Gas Station Feather Rose
Jiffy Pop
1 Brett Favre GREEN BAY toddler jersey
1/2 dozen pine tree car fresheners - to be hung and used all at once.
Crown shaped air freshener, for car
WIC vouchers
kool aid packets and strawberry-banana blunt wraps.
TV Guide
I know this type of drink was already mentioned...
But nothing makes your feet stank like Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor--DAMN, that's CRIZAPPY!
All about the Corn Nuts...
Box of Ring Dings
Rap Snacks (chips)
A Master Lock
A Condom
One-ply toilet paper
coconut oil lotion
cheap convenience store fruit pie
dice and a piece of cardboard
crown air freshener: http://www.allproducts.com/gift/sundeal/Product-200291021210-l.jpg
fast food kids meal toys
huge fake diamond earring
Pork Rinds.
knock off Nikes.
Drank
A gun shaped lighter
gas station bling
a glass tube and a brillo pad
Faygo
COOGI Sweater and some room temperature fried chicken from Kennedy Fried Chicken, or Kansas Fried Chicken.
obama collector's plate or obama shirt.
obama collector's plate or obama shirt.
Dang. I thinks pretty much covered. Unless you can stick a pit bull in there. (And or Michael Vick).
Afrosheen
Queen Helene Cocoa Butter
So many interesting suggestions.
It's like we've got a whole new basket, not just 1 new item.
Keep them coming.
Jesus Fish car emblem
Philly Blunts
Lawry's Seasoned Salt - http://www.lawrys.com/Product-Landing/Spice-Blends.aspx
Bathroom slippers
US magazine with Kim Kardasian on the cover
Whatever mechanism there is that keeps pants/shorts hanging 8 inches off the ass but not falling down completely.
Terry McMillan novel
Talking Fish wall mount, singing "Take Me To The River"
Rear-view mirror dice
Wife beater T-Shirt
Dale Earnhardt Bic lighter, partially worn at the bottom
Robitussin - The poor man's health insurance. (According to Chris Rock).
Ouch. Lawry's Seasoned Salt. Goes great with corn on the cob.
Sal really wants this one!
roll of duct tape or electrical tape
Ranch Dressing
Miracle Whip
Creamed corn
I second the Corn Nuts suggestion too.
dollar store candle/votive, they smell sooo great! Nothing says klass like candles.
one of those black plastic digital watches that may or may not work
dollar store toe ring that will turn your toe green, if you are lucky
generic cheeze whiz
tickler condom from the gas station
glow stick necklace and/or bracelet
Yeah, I definitely do.
Big League Chew: Andres Galaragga addition
girl's athletic shorts with "BITCH" over the ass
or, for that matter, "JUICY" or "ANGEL"
WWJD bracelet
...and wow, I thought "addition" felt wrong! :(
curb feelers
Mardi Gras beads
plastic Jesus
can opener on a keyring
Lynard Skynard albums, vinyl
I like the shorts one Sal. That's a hot look.
Snus
BC Headache Powder
Pickled eggs
Funyuns
Slim Jims
Pissing Calvin sticker
Can of Aqua Net hairspray
St. Ides Special Brew, Kiwi-Strawberry flavor
Denim shirt with Looney Tunes embroidery (or pretty much any item w/Taz or Yosemite Sam)
Talking lighter that says "Git 'r done!" (Saw these in Ace Hardware last year)
Anything with "#3" on it
No-Doz
Trucknutz
Jeff Foxworthy's Ham Jerky (available at Big Lots)
Gram-sized ziplock bags
Pre-paid Visa card (no money on it, just for chopping up coke)
Coaster set comprised of AOL startup CDs
White tiger blanket/wall tapestry
Waffle House or Stuckey's gift certificate
Lucite stripper heels (used)
Roll of DIY car window tint
Gumball-machine bling teeth
Fingerhut catalog
food stamps
1996 Raytheon adjustable corporate baseball cap
maternal dress with Tweety Bird over the stomach (drawing inspiration from Jeem)
Trucknutz, Taz, Calvin.
God damn. You have a keen eye my friend. Spot on.
1980s Boggle game, three cubes missing
a calling card that's mostly used (with back scratched to show pin code)
the old school paper $1 gift certificates to McDonalds
tinfoil ball, a la pee wee herman
What can I say, E...I live in Florida, my friend. :)
Personally, I think food stamps are the winner so far. Are they transferable, though?
from one 7-11 to another
40 oz. Milwaukee's Best Ice
a wood-tip Black & Mild (classy!)
and candy cigarettes (for the kids)
Orange soda
wax lips (remember those? ha ha )
Zots (another classic)
Carlos Santana Champagne
Homebrew meth ingredients.
Florida Jeem? Ahh. I see.
Also loved this one - St. Ides Special Brew, Kiwi-Strawberry flavor
Oooh man. Sounds taste-t.
Santana Champagne? Very funny but too expensive at $55 a bottle.
a box of grits
a do rag
and some Vaseline
From their website:
Appropriate occasions for the Ghetto Basket:
You just found out the baby isn’t yours
A loved one was recently released from prison
The tornado didn’t blow your trailer away
Mom found her tooth
You just got your GED
Arbor Day
DNA Test for baby mama drama proof
Ne-Hi (AKA Grape Hi-C)
Black Ice air freshener (smells like Drakar Noir)
Endo
Gold leaf for temporary gold tooth
Michael Vick Jersey
Copy of "Fear of the Black Hat" on VHS
Ma Jimmy Hats
Fubu anything
All the condiments you can get your hands on in small packets with extra pickles.
Three wolf shirt?
Nice Friggan.... How about 3 wolf moon and keyboard cat tee?
Ooh. Very nice Friggan. That is a good look right ther.
Banana Moon Pie
Michael Jackson glove
3 words: Kool Aid Pickle.
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=Q57&resnum=0&q=kool+aid+pickle&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=K0-NSt-QKpPWlAey88mcDA&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4
I reviewed the entries so far and am happy to report I laughed my ass off.
Picking a winner will be tough but Koolickles...that's perfecto!
Disposable Douche
aw yuck, koolickles!
Nothing says "I love you (crack)" like a glass rose.
a back scratcher
a copy of "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour"
a potted plastic geranium
Scratch-off ticket, Money House Blessing spray or incense, menthol loosey, airline-size alcohol miniature of Courvoisier.
Congratulations to SalMoIlla for his numerous and funny entries.
My Sal favs included...
1 Newport loosey
1980s Boggle game, three cubes missing
"from 7-11 to 7-11"
Alighier - your Koolickles were a close 2nd.