I was supposed to take my mom to the Aerosmith concert next Sunday, but it was cancelled. Why? Because Steven Tyler broke his shoulder blade and won't be able to perform.
But apparently he's well enough to go out in public wearing Britney's shades and looking like my great aunt Myrtle. Not to mention taking pics with Larry the Cable guy.
This is why I gave up on-line dating.
Man, Anna Wintour really let herself go.
Good lord, Jam Master Jay looks better than Steven Tyler.
I was supposed to take my mom to the Aerosmith concert next Sunday, but it was cancelled. Why? Because Steven Tyler broke his shoulder blade and won't be able to perform.
But apparently he's well enough to go out in public wearing Britney's shades and looking like my great aunt Myrtle. Not to mention taking pics with Larry the Cable guy.
So what did one saggy he-boob say to the other saggy he-boob?
the 1st saggy he-boob said "is that a skin-tag in your pocket or is that steven tyler?"
Well, the stock answer is, "If we don't get us some support soon people are gonna think we're nutz," but I'm liking PL's line for topical relevance.